Angelina Jolie has a baby bump the size of Simon Cowell’s ego.
Her belly is growing at a faster pace than the line of Eliot Spitzer detractors.
The actress’ vagina will soon be on display in a gynecological office the same way as that of Jenn Sterger is on display in Playboy.
No? Was the last one too much? The point is this: Angelina Jolie is pregnant and we’re happy for her.