The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 6

The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 6

Welcome, celebrity news readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our site's funny Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring the bootylicious Kim Kardashian ...

It was a record week with 30 captions sent in, but we chose fatty boom boom as the winner. Nice work! The winning caption appears beneath the picture. To read the full list of submissions, scroll down. Good luck again this week!

Posted in: Kim Kardashian
Hulk Hogan Files Countersuit Against Linda Hogan

Hulk Hogan Files Countersuit Against Linda Hogan

Hulk Hogan won't let Linda Hogan pin him down in the couple's divorce case.

The iconic former wrestler is Hulking up in his attempt to avoid giving his ex-wife half his assets, as he's filed a counter-petition to Linda's divorce suit, stating that she's able to support herself.

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Bi God! Tila Tequila Not Part Lesbian!

Bi God! Tila Tequila Not Part Lesbian!

As if the trauma of learning that The Hills was largely scripted was not demoralizing enough. Now, The New York Post is reporting that Tila Tequila is - brace yourself! - only pretending to be bisexual for her MTV reality show.

A source said the star of A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila has had a boyfriend for over a year and refuses to break up with him.

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DeAnna Pappas Sounds Off On Brad Womack, Bachelor

DeAnna Pappas Sounds Off On Brad Womack, Bachelor

We've heard from Brad Womack earlier. Now it's time to hear what DeAnna Pappas - one of the two women he spurned on The Bachelor - has to say.

Our friends at BuddyTV sat down with DeAnna Pappas for an exclusive. She dishes some pretty good dirt on Brad Womack, fellow rejected finalist Jenni Croft, and the rest of the girls on the show. Here are some excerpts ...

Posted in: The Bachelor

Blake Lewis Wants a Cougar

Contrary to previous reports, Blake Lewis does not have a girlfriend.

But when the beat boxing American Idol finalist does eventually settle down, he told MSNBC that he wouldn't mind if it were with an older woman. They've been pursuing him since the show ended, after all.

Posted in: American Idol
In Touch: J.R. Rotem Text Messages Confirmed Pregnancy!

In Touch: J.R. Rotem Text Messages Confirmed Pregnancy!

As you know, the drama earlier this week set off a Hollywood gossip firestorm. In Touch Magazine ran an exclusive about a pregnant Britney Spears, citing a direct quote from the alleged baby daddy, music producer J.R. Rotem.

Later that same day, Britney Spears' friend, Sam Lutfi, sent a text message to Ryan Seacrest saying the JR Rotem pregnancy rumor is fake.

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Brad Womack Comments on Spurning Jenni, DeAnna

Brad Womack Comments on Spurning Jenni, DeAnna

In the dramatic, now-infamous final rose ceremony on the November 19 season finale of The Bachelor, Texas bar owner Brad Womack made reality TV history when he said goodbye to both the show's finalists.

Both real estate agent DeAnna Pappas and Phoenix Suns dancer Jenni Croft were stunned - along with millions of The Bachelor viewers at home.

Posted in: Brad Womack

Two Men Shot Inside Les Deux Last Night

Usually, the only shots fired at L.A. hot spot Les Deux are the verbal barbs traded by Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad. Not last night.

The swanky lounge best known for catfights and parking lot brawls involving rich, hot and usually drunk girls gained far greater notoriety last night when two men were seriously injured after being shot - inside the club.

Posted in: Les Deux

Coming Soon: The Hills Season 3 Finale Blowout

The half-hour, third-season finale of The Hills on December 10 will be only a small part of a big two-day bash MTV is planning for its top reality TV series.

On the big night, MTV and the cast will present The Hills Finale: Live in Hollywood, broadcast live from L.A. hot spot Area, beginning at 8 p.m.

Posted in: Lauren Conrad
Akon Staring at Another Konviction For Chucking Fan

Akon Staring at Another Konviction For Chucking Fan

The video clip of Akon tossing a fan off stage into the crowd at a concert has come back to haunt him: Police are slapping the hip-hop star with criminal charges after a fan said she suffered a concussion in the incident.

Akon is scheduled to appear in a Fishkill, N.Y., court Monday to be arraigned on misdemeanor charges of endangering the welfare of a minor and second-degree harassment, the Associated Press reports this morning.

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Lindsay Lohan Dumps Riley Giles

Lindsay Lohan Dumps Riley Giles

Soon after Thanksgiving, Lindsay Lohan realized just how big of a turkey she was dating. The alcoholic actress broke up with Riley Giles, sources say.

Those close to the promiscuous star claim she dumped Riley shortly after the two returned to Los Angeles on November 25: "She made it pretty clear when they got home," a friend said. "It's over."

Posted in: Lindsay Lohan
Jessica Simpson: Give Us a Kiss!

Jessica Simpson: Give Us a Kiss!

Yikes.

So-called actress and singer Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX airport in L.A. this week showcasing some, uh, rather large lips. Shield your eyes from pic below...

Posted in: Jessica Simpson
Kristen Bell is Complex, Beautiful

Kristen Bell is Complex, Beautiful

Spotted: Kristen Bell looking sexy as ever on the cover of Complex magazine.

The voice of Gossip Girl let her face and body do the talking in this pictorial, posing seductively for the camera and proving that she has powers far beyond those of electricity. (That was a Heroes joke, people, come on!)

Posted in: Kristen Bell
Kat Von D: Back of the Line, Angelina Jolie!

Kat Von D: Back of the Line, Angelina Jolie!

Getting her own reality TV show has made it tremendously hard for the average tattoo lover to get inked up by the infamous Kat Von D, but the voluptuous and gregarious artist says those patiently waiting will be rewarded.

What's more, according to Kat Von D, they won't even have to worry about big, oft-tatted celebrities like Angelina Jolie or Travis Barker cutting in line.

Posted in: Kat Von D

Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt Chill With Santa

The couple that the celebrity gossip universe loves to hate - Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt of The Hills - didn't waste any time getting into the holiday spirit!

The pair went to the "Holiday Events Christmas Trees" lot to pick out their own Christmas tree in Woodland Hills on Wednesday. There, they talked to Santa Claus, who took a look at Heidi and couldn't resist the easiest pun ever ...

Posted in: Heidi Montag

Rodney King Shot, Wounded in Los Angeles

It's been a violent week in the celebrity news world.

NFL star Sean Taylor died a day after being shot by an unknown assailant in his Miami home. In Las Vegas, O.J. Simpson was arraigned on kidnapping and robbery charges. Now another high-profile shooting has occurred in L.A.

Posted in: Rodney King
Alex Vaggo Meets the Parents

Alex Vaggo Meets the Parents

Might Alex Vaggo be doing more than just taking Paris Hilton naked from behind once a week?

We've been assuming the relationship between this Swedish model and his American socialite/skank was purely physical... but check out the picture below. Vaggo actually met Hilton's parents for dinner last night!

Posted in: Paris Hilton