He’s one. She’s 25. Yet the precious little Jayden James Federline seems to have a better grasp of reality than does his crazy mama these days.
Not only that, but he seems more adept at everyday tasks. Such as putting on pants (at least diapers) and leaving the house fully clothed.
It’s a state of affairs that’s not lost on l’il Jayden …
Britney Spears is falling out of her clothes. Again. Who knows if she’s got any pants or underwear on. Sigh. Even Jayden James has to be shaking his head by now.
Being the focal point of celebrity gossip can be trying, but Jayden James, who turned one Wednesday, and his older bro Sean Preston, who’s two years old today, can take solace in the fact that they somehow survived another year – while appearing smarter than Britney Spears and Kevin Federline combined.
And in a few years, they’ll be able to make a run for it.