This just in: Scott Baio may be 45… but he is far from single.
In fact, the former child actor – who is somehow making celebrity news once again – is gonna be a father. Congratulations, we guess.
Despite currently starring in a reality show that depicts his life as an unattached man, Baio is actually expecting a child with Playmate Renee Sloan. The couple does look happy in the picture below, but we can’t help but wonder if Charles is really in Charge of his life here.
Sloan, oddly enough, played the body double for Pamela Anderson in Baywatch. Baio, meanwhile, played the role of boyfriend for Anderson for a few years. Small, large-breasted world.
While Baio apparently does not live up to his single reputation, we hope other reality TV stars are, indeed, who they claim to be.
Don’t tell us Spencer Pratt is actually nice. Or Holly Madison actually has real boobs. We wouldn’t be able to take it.