Looks like our girl Britney Spears got herself yet another new guy – or has decided to hire an expressionless, no-neck chauffeur off the street.
Seriously, look at that guy. Where’s your neck, pal? We can’t see it! Yeah. He’s clearly a caveman, or hopped up on more steroids than Chris Benoit.
The “singer” and train wreck looked downright calm at least. Well, for her. Britney rode (with) him to a 4th of July activity yesterday.
Her stubby-armed stubbly friend took the wheel, allowing Britney Spears time to make a few calls and adjust her makeup and “My Little Pony” hair.
Whoever he is, he’s driving Britney Spears in his car. So you know what this guy’s gotta be thinking: How he can get her into a wheelbarrow next? Eh? Eh?