Looks like our girl Britney Spears got herself yet another new guy – or has decided to hire an expressionless, no-neck chauffeur off the street.
Seriously, look at that guy. Where’s your neck, pal? We can’t see it! Yeah. He’s clearly a caveman, or hopped up on more steroids than Chris Benoit.
The “singer” and train wreck looked downright calm at least. Well, for her. Britney rode (with) him to a 4th of July activity yesterday.
Her stubby-armed stubbly friend took the wheel, allowing Britney Spears time to make a few calls and adjust her makeup and “My Little Pony” hair.
Whoever he is, he’s driving Britney Spears in his car. So you know what this guy’s gotta be thinking: How he can get her into a wheelbarrow next? Eh? Eh?
The Hollywood Gossip challenges you, celebrity news readers, to identify this man. We need to know as soon as we can whether he is the next Isaac Cohen or Jason Filyaw.