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It was quite the trip to France for TomKat and its TomKitten.

Decked out in matching, signature off-white outfits, huge shades and bowl-cuts (aww), Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes looked like they were ready to attend a prom in Cannes.

Instead, they went to the wedding of Australia’s richest man – a fellow Scientology follower – James Packer to model Erica Baxter. TomKat was its usual self, decked out in drab attire.

Tom Cruise in 2015

Borrrr-ring. Seriously, are these people cyborgs? We hate to say it, but we sort of miss the days when Tom Cruise would at least make a fool of himself jumping on couches.

But at least half of Hollywood’s strangest and possibly most boring couple had a little fun on the trip. Katie and baby Suri Cruise frolicked on the beach Tuesday.

As for Katie’s BFF, Victoria Beckham, the spicy one was nowhere in sight. For a change. But Katie Holmes has her own style, okay? There is no such thing as PoshKat! Clear?