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It turns out Paris Hilton’s pussy might be in relatively good shape – and The Gossip doesn’t make remarks like this lightly, because that poor thing gets straight up abused.

But compared to the maligned, adorable feline below – held against its will, in the clutches of hard core junkie and Babyshambles “singer” Pete Doherty – everything is hunky dory…

The boyfriend of Kate Moss can’t free his mind of drugs for one second. We suggest he follow the lead of troubled Creed singer Scott Stapp and try some Orangina.

Can’t some PETA freaks jump in here? Holly Madison, we’re talking to you. Please, show up and rescue this poor kitty? Preferably in the nude? Nice.