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The amazing Britney Spears got her Rodeo (Drive) on, gettin’ her happy self blinged out with a stop at the posh boutique Cartier.

After all, there’s nothing like diamond jewelry to make a down home girl like Britney Spears forget a period of rough ridin’. Mandy Moore, take note.

Britney Spears Closes Out 2021

Wearing her trademark cowgirl boots, bizarre looking dress and a beat up ol’ cowboy hat covering her still recovering bald dome, the rehabbed mama of Sean P. and Jayden James sprang into action in Beverly Hills, proving that shop therapy is the only therapy. 

Since getting out of rehab, Britney has been taking a hot dance class, finalizing her divorce with Kevin Federline, and even attending a Lakers game. Yup yup. She’s on the right track, folks – albeit a fashion-challenged track.

Jason Filyaw, if you’re still around, good work. Ride ’em, cowboy! Sorry.