You have to hand it to Britney Spears for getting back on the horse.
No, we’re not talking about shooting heroin… at least we don’t think so. In any case, just weeks after the singer’s New Year’s debacle at Pure nightclub in Vegas (where Spears reportedly got so bombed that she collapsed and needed to be escorted out after midnight), Britney hit up the same joint last weekend.
What’s more, she even stayed on her feet – an impressive feat for the very troubled pop superstar.
Unfortunately, Spears didn’t seem so lucky just a few nights earlier, when paparazzi caught up with her outside the L.A. hotspot Teddy’s, where – if you believe a lot of reports – she was blowing chunks. Hard.
Luckily for Brit, new boy toy Isaac Cohen was able to catch the mess before it even it the ground. Chivalry lives!
According to Spears’ bodyguards, however, the mysterious substance seen on Isaac Cohen’s hand was not vomit, just peanut butter. Because, as 50 Cent would agree, you gotta lay the smack down on a fine PB&J after a long night at da club.
Is it vomit? Is it just peanut butter? Will her new boyfriend soon grow tired of this crap? Is the guy seen with Britney in the picture above the biggest tool you have ever seen? Will the girl ever just spend a quiet night at home with Sean Preston and Jayden James?
We may never know for sure. But we will certainly keep you abreast. As for rumors that Isaac Cohen is as gay as the chorus to Chris Daughtry‘s “It’s Not Over” (at least in Melissa Joan Hart‘s estimation), sources say that’s simply not true – and that he and Britney can’t keep their hands off each other. Nice!