That’s right, just four months after her birth and one month after her Asian much-anticipated debut in Vanity Fair, rumors are bubbling that little Suri Cruise may have some company in her insane household before long.
On Saturday, paparazzi were on hand to capture Tom Cruise‘s standard Suri-free outing to cheer on his adopted children with Nicole Kidman — Connor, 11, and Isabella, 13 — at their respective football and soccer games.
His baby’s mama, Katie Holmes, accompanied him, and the photographers instantly noticed what appeared to be a slight swelling beneath the super-slim actress’ sweat-inducing ensemble of a black mock turtleneck, black bodysuit, second-skin black jeans and green blazer.
In Hollywood, and in Gossip circles, this teeny bulge was enough to spark talk that Scientology may soon add another devotee to its ranks.
Could Katie be incubating a second “glorious,” “gorgeous” and completely “normal” mop-topped Tom spawn, or is her apparent puffiness simply the result of too much layering (to ward off the blustery 75-degree chill), or perhaps a remaining pound or two of baby weight, or even an extra-large latte downed moments before the photo op?
Who the hell knows.
As for the long-heralded Cruise-Holmes nuptials, which Us Weekly recently posited were just “days away,” but that crappy magazine can’t seem to get the on details straight. In Touch says Katie will pledge to love Tom in sickness and in health, in Xenu and E-meters, until death — career or otherwise — do they part while wearing a Giorgio Armani creation.
“She wanted something completely original. It will be classic — long, flowing and fabulous. She’s going to look like something out of a fairy tale,” the mag claims.
The official word from the TomKat camp has long been that the vow-swap will happen by “early fall,” which means right about now-ish.