New York is a fantastic, wildly diverse city with a wealth of opportunities and cultural offerings for its 8.4 million residents.
But apparently the entire experience of living there can be summed up in one 15-second video.
A rat, slice of thin crust, a subway station...need we say more?
This is might be the best thing to happen in the city's foul-smelling underground mass transit system since that awesome toddler who danced to the Grateful Dead on a Subway platform.
Sadly, the clip ends with the rat abandoning the slice, presumably to go move back in with his parents upstate.
Sources say the rat will likely spend the next several years talking to friends about his plans to return for the pizza, but will never actually do so.