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Last month, Sarah Palin and her family were involved in a massive brawl at an Alaskan house party.

As expected, Palin blamed the media, and claimed that the whole thing was blown out of proportion.

Unfortunately - Somehow! - in 2014, no one managed to get any video or photos of the melee, so we had no way of knowing if the brawl was as crazy as initially reported.

Then came the police report. Witnesses say Bristol Palin was called a slut, a large crowd chanted "F-ck the Palins!" and the former first family of Alaska found themselves on the wrong end of a drunken ass-whooping.

Still, it sounded too insane to be true, and all we had to go on were some vague police reports. Until now:

That's Bristol Palin giving her side of the story to police, and maybe it's the hysterical crying or the constant f-bombs, but somehow the whole thing sounds even crazier than before!

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Last month former Alaska governor Sarah Palin and her family were involved in a brawl at a massive house party outside of Anchorage, Alaska.

No one was seriously injured, and no charges were filed, but according to a police report obtained by TMZ today sh-t got insanely real at the Great Alaska Throwdown of '14:

The Palin Family

It all started when Willow Palin was shoved by another woman, allegedly following a fight over a man whom they'd both dated.

According to the Palins, Bristol Palin got involved, and Korey Klingmeyer - the man who owns the house where this all went down - proceeded to call her a "slut," and drag her around his yard by her legs.

Of course, if it really went down exactly like that, we doubt the Palins would have declined to press charges. Several other witnesses on hand say Klingenmeyer allowed Bristol to punch him in the face several times before shoving her away in self-defense.

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Earlier this month, the entire Palin family was involved in a brawl at a party in Anchorage, Alaska.

Even though she doesn't read newspapers, family matriarch and woman who came frighteningly close to being our vice president -Sarah Palin - somehow found out that her family was portrayed by the media in a less-than-favorable fashion following the fight, and she's madder than a bull moose with a burr on his butt, you betcha:

Thumbs Up From Sarah Palin

"As you can imagine [my kids] and my extended family have experienced so many things that may have crushed others without a strong foundation of faith," wrote Palin on her Facebook page.

"I'm thankful for my friends' prayer shield that surrounds, allowing them to remain their anchor. Thank you, prayer warriors!"

Powerful stuff. Sounds like her family has been through a lot. Hey, you know who else has been through a lot? The people who were violently attacked by the entire Palin family at a party!

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You don't hear us say this very often, but here we go:

Well played, Sarah Palin!

A day after getting photographed by the paparazzi on the way home from a workout - sweaty and makeup-free, like a pit bull without lipstick, some might say - Palin took to Facebook to joke about the incident.

"Feel bad for the poor paparazzi hounding outside my truck this morning hoping to capture a tabloid ‘exclusive' of me coming out of Bikram Hot Yoga," she wrote. "How about we take away their ‘exclusive' and I'll give you the photos first, for free!"

The former Vice Presidential candidate then posted the following pictures on her account:

Sarah Palin No Makeup Photos

Pretty savvy, no?

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Sarah Palin may not have not reached her goal of becoming vice president, but based on the latest gossip out of Anchorage, she just might earn the title of Most Insanely Psychotic Mom in Alaska.

And we'd imagine there's some stiff competition in that department.

Several media outlets are reporting today that Palin and her entire freaking family were involved in a massive, drunken, 20-person brawl at some sort of huge annual party.

The Palin Family

When the Palins arrived, eldest son Track spotted a dude who had recently broken up with his 20-year-old sister Willow.

According to witnesses, Track cold-cocked the guy and all hell broke loose.

Sarah reportedly stood around screaming, "Do you know who I am?!" while her kids (including daughter Bristol, who apparently has a "mean right hook") proceeded to gang-beat anyone in sight.

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Yup, we're saying it: Very well played, Sarah Palin!

The former Vice Presidential candidate is the latest celebrity to accept the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, although she initially says in the following footage that she’s “too old” for this “ice bucket water dump thing” and will instead write a check to the cause while sipping from some Diet Dr. Pepper.

Fair enough, right?

But then, just as Palin kicks back and relaxes, someone off camera douses her with a bucket of very cold water.

Her screams may haunt our nightmares forever, but props must be given to Palin in this case. And you'll never believe who she then challenged next!

Watch all the way through the find out:

In other creative Ice Bucket Challenge videos, Olivia Wilde used breast milk and Chris Pratt drank vodka.

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If Elisabeth Hasselbeck was just too darn liberal for you, you may be in for a treat, you betcha:

Back in it was reported that Sarah Palin might join The View alongside returning co-host Rosie O'Donnell.

Thumbs Up From Sarah Palin

The talk died down amidst rumors that Meghan McCain and Leah Remini were fighting it out for the job.

With word that Palin was launching her own "online TV network" it became increasingly unlikely that the former Alaska governor would ever join the "lamestream" media.

Earlier today, however, Radar Online reported that Palin is closer than ever to reaching an agreement with producers of The View

In fact, there's reportedly only one thing preventing Palin from sealing the deal - she doesn't want to abandon her view of Russia:

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Sarah Palin is giving the people what they want (or want they want to be up in arms about) by starting her own subscription-based online network.

The Sarah Palin Channel, which went live on Sunday, bills itself as a "direct connection" between the former Alaska governor and her supporters.

Palin, the 2008 GOP vice presidential candidate, vows on her homepage that the new political channel has "no need to please the powers that be."

"Are you tired of the media filters?" Palin asks. "Well, I am."

"I always have been. We're gonna do something about it," she adds, promising, "we'll talk about the issues that the mainstream media won't talk about.

Palin says she will oversee all content on the channel, which is either a good or a bad thing depending on how you view Sarah (to state the obvious).

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Former political figure Sarah Palin is calling for President Barack Obama to be impeached in an op-ed quickly seized upon by every wannabe comedian on Twitter.

Palin's scathing indictment on Breitbart, in which she likens Obama to an abusive husband and America to his battered wife, set the Internet ablaze.

Reactions on both sides then threw gasoline on it.

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In her view, it's Obama’s diabolical plan to have Mexicans take jobs from Americans, so as to strengthen his hold on power, and he should be ousted as a result.

While Sarah has plenty of fans who would love to see Obama out of office, an overwhelming majority of Tweets about her comments have been ... well ...

Given her choice of words, questionable grasp of facts and the fact that it's Sarah Palin, her condemnation of the "imperial" Obama sparked widespread ridicule:

Some choice reactions after the jump:

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What will The View look like this fall on ABC?

It's a question many fans are wondering, following the firing of Jenny McCarthy and Sherri Shepherd last month.

Rosie O'Donnell may actually return to her former co-hosting chair next season, while Bachelorette Andi Dorfman has expressed interest, as has... Sarah Palin. For real.

Could one of these women end up alongside Whoopi Goldberg? Could all of them? Plenty of seats are available, after all.

From the trio of candidates mentioned above to a couple of other women who have talk show hosting experience, we've come up with 11 possible future anchors.

Which are appealing? Which would have you tuning in? Tuning out? Click around and sound off now!

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Sarah Palin won't dismiss the possibility. She has acknowledged that The View needs fresh blood.

Sarah Palin Biography

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Sandpoint, Idaho
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Sarah Louise Heath Palin

Sarah Palin Quotes

What I've had to do, though, is in the middle of the night, put down the Blackberries and pick up the breast pump. Do a couple of things different and still get it all done.

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I am thankful to be married to a man who loves being a dad as much as I love being a mom so he is my strength. And practically speaking, we have a great network of help with lots of grandparents and aunties and uncles all around us. We have a lot of help.

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