There isn't much Dustin Diamond can say to surprise people anymore, and probably no way he can redeem himself, but darned if he isn't trying.
After co-star Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Breckin Meyer dissed Dustin last week, good ol' Screech is playing dumb and coy in a counter-interview.
He will concede Breckin's point about his alleged penis size, though, acknowledging that the member on his infamous sex tape is not even his.
"I put the thing together. I got a stunt wang. I’m not an idiot. I’m not going to really put myself out there. So I got a stunt person to come in," he says.
"And I thought, what if this thing makes $3 million? That’s nothing to scoff at. But after that people looked at me dirty, like, 'He does porn'. No, I don’t!"
"I faked that one at a chance for millions. I’m an opportunist, really."
Okay ... that makes us feel infinitely better about Dustin Diamond.