If you were hoping that 2016 would be the year that Lindsay Lohan finally turns things around, then we hate to be the ones to tell you that it's just not happening.
Also, Santa Claus isn't really, and you're totally not gonna win the Powerball. #HarshTruths
Anyway, Linds got up to her old tricks while partying in Manhattan over the weekend, and amazingly, it seems she's somehow figured out a way to become more immature and obnoxious with age.
According to Radar Online, it all started when Linds and her younger sister, Ali, spent about 20 minutes in the bathroom, where we're sure they were just powdering their noses (in the most literal sense).
A bartender eventually got fed up with the "actress" treating his restroom like a pool party at Charlie Sheen's house, so he knocked on the door and asked the Lohans to take the festivities elsewhere.
That's when Lindsay - who we're sure was completely sober - flew into an irrational rage.
The 29-year-old reportedly stormed out of the bathroom and began to hurl racial slurs at the man and mock his accent.
“Lindsay came out and her eyes were glazed over and she started yelling at the bartender – who is originally from West Africa – ‘This is New York. You’re not from here," says one witness.
“What stunned everyone is when she was talking to him in a mock African accent and she kept asking him if he was from Ghana. It seemed like a racist attack.”
Obviously, Lindsay getting high and acting like a jackass is nothing new, but it seems she was even more of an idiot than usual this time, thus forcing other bar patrons to get involved:
“They wouldn’t leave and all hell was breaking loose and that’s when Lindsay spat in our friend’s face," says one source.
"The bar then erupted and everyone was yelling at them to leave.”
You might think that would be the end of it, but this is LiLo we're talking about...so you would be wrong:
“They came back with their lights on their cameras and they put their face up to the windows," says one witness. "Lindsay was slamming her hands on the windows. She was messed up.
“About half an hour later, a friend of Lindsay’s came to the bar and tried to fight the bartender. He got in his face taking a really aggressive stance and was threatening him.
“Another person in the bar attempted to film it and then Lindsay’s friend stole her phone and ran out of the bar with it. We then chased him and restrained him till the cops arrived. It was madness.“
By the time police were on the scene the Lohans were long gone, and the bartender who had been harassed chose not to press charges for the most heartbreaking of reasons:
“I was scared because I didn’t know what would be the end result,” he tells Radar.
“Especially when you are a black guy in New York and seeing as [the Lohans] were totally racist and kept asking me where I was from.
"They asked me if I wanted to press charges and I said I just want him to leave...Their behavior was disgusting."
Yes, Lindsay has added "racist bully" to her resume. Sounds like if she gets that Mean Girls sequel she's been angling for, she might need to be recast as Regina George.