President Obama: Best of White House Correspondents' Dinner Quotes

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HA! Check out some great quotes here from Barack Obama's speech at the 2014 White House Correspondents' Dinner.

1. Yes we can?

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We rolled out HealthCare.gov. That could've gone better. In 2008 my slogan was 'Yes, We Can.' In 2013, my slogan was 'Control, Alt, Delete.

President Obama
We rolled out HealthCare.gov. That could've gone better. In 2008 my slogan was 'Yes, We Can.' In 2013, my slogan was 'Control, Alt, Delete.

2. Everyone hates me

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I did notice the other day that Sasha needed a speaker at career day, and she invited Bill Clinton.

President Obama [on waning popularity]
I did notice the other day that Sasha needed a speaker at career day, and she invited Bill Clinton.

3. Props to ObamaCare?

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How well does ObamaCare have to work before people don't want to repeal it. What if everyone's cholesterol drops to 120? What if your yearly check up came with tickets to a Clippers game? Not the old Don Sterling Clippers, the new Oprah Clippers! Would that be good enough? What if it gave Mitch McConnell a pulse?

President Obama
How well does ObamaCare have to work before people don't want to repeal it. What if everyone's cholesterol drops to 120? What if your...

4. Congress diss!

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One thing we've been unable to agree on is unemployment insurance. Republicans refuse to extend it. I'm beginning to think they have a point. If you want to get paid while not working, you should have to run for Congress just like everybody else.

President Obama
One thing we've been unable to agree on is unemployment insurance. Republicans refuse to extend it. I'm beginning to think they have a...

5. John Boehner diss!

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I'm feeling sorry, believe it or not, for the speaker of the House, as well. These days the House Republicans give John Boehner a harder time than they do me. Which means orange really is the new black.

President Obama
I'm feeling sorry, believe it or not, for the speaker of the House, as well. These days the House Republicans give John Boehner a harder...

6. Let's face it, Fox...

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Let's face it, Fox. You'll miss me when I'm gone. It'll be harder to convince the American people that Hillary was born in Kenya.

President Obama
Let's face it, Fox. You'll miss me when I'm gone. It'll be harder to convince the American people that Hillary was born in Kenya.

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Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States of America. He became a Democratic U.S. Senator from Illinois in 2004, and has... More »
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