Joel McHale Quotes: Best of the White House Correspondents' Dinner

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No one was off limits for Joel McHale at the 2014 White House Correspondents' Dinner. Check out his best quotes here.

1. Paul Ryan burn!

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Joel McHale: Good evening, Mr. President. Or as Paul Ryan refers to you: another inner-city minority relying on the federal government to feed and house your family.

Joel McHale: Good evening, Mr. President. Or as Paul Ryan refers to you: another inner-city minority relying on the federal government to...

2. Jessica Simpson burn!

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I'm a big fan of President Obama. I think he's one of the top great Presidents. Definitely in the top 50. Please explain that to Jessica Simpson.

I'm a big fan of President Obama. I think he's one of the top great Presidents. Definitely in the top 50. Please explain that to Jessica...

3. George Clooney burn!

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Every year, the White House doctor checks the president's colon for polyps and George Clooney's head.

Every year, the White House doctor checks the president's colon for polyps and George Clooney's head.

4. Obamacare burn!

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Now, over 8 million people have signed up for Obamacare, which is impressive, until you realize that Ashley Tisdale has 12 million Twitter followers.

Now, over 8 million people have signed up for Obamacare, which is impressive, until you realize that Ashley Tisdale has 12 million...

5. Fox News burn!

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Joel McHale: Fox News is the highest rated network in cable news. And it's all thanks to their key demographic: the corpses of old people who tuned into Fox News and haven't yet been discovered.

Joel McHale: Fox News is the highest rated network in cable news. And it's all thanks to their key demographic: the corpses of old people...

6. Bill Clinton burn!

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In nine months we will officially have a sequel to Bad Grandpa. When the baby is born, do you give Bill Clinton a cigar?

In nine months we will officially have a sequel to Bad Grandpa. When the baby is born, do you give Bill Clinton a cigar?

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Joel McHale Quotes

Joel McHale: Good evening, Mr. President. Or as Paul Ryan refers to you: another inner-city minority relying on the federal government to feed and house your family.

I'm a big fan of President Obama. I think he's one of the top great Presidents. Definitely in the top 50. Please explain that to Jessica Simpson.

Joel McHale