Farrah Abraham: Celebrity Sex Tape Highlights!

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Farrah Abraham is soon to release her debut novel. Here are some of the best quotes from Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making.

1. Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape Sort of Sucked!

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It wasn't as titillating as I thought it would be with someone as attractive as Kim. If I ever did a sex tape, I'd want better quality footage for sure.

It wasn't as titillating as I thought it would be with someone as attractive as Kim. If I ever did a sex tape, I'd want better quality...

2. On Her Porn Star Co-Star

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I'd certainly woken up and realized Jimmy Heinz wasn't who I wanted him to be. He was a 36-year-old porn star. Who had tried to do things outside of porn but would only ever be known for the use of his dick.

I'd certainly woken up and realized Jimmy Heinz wasn't who I wanted him to be. He was a 36-year-old porn star. Who had tried to do things...

3. On Her First Porn Scene

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I held out my hand, no longer Fallon the actress. I was Fallon the celebrity sex tape star. The one to beat all the other wannabe celebrities before and after me.

I held out my hand, no longer Fallon the actress. I was Fallon the celebrity sex tape star. The one to beat all the other wannabe...

4. On Doing Porn on Her Period

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I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself into not feeling pain, what with my period and incisions.

I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself...

5. On Cleaning Up Afterward

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I was more than ready for a shower. I didn't do a bukkake scene, but it felt like it. My body was swimming with Jimmy semen.

I was more than ready for a shower. I didn't do a bukkake scene, but it felt like it. My body was swimming with Jimmy semen.

6. On Self-Pleasure

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I pulled my panties to the side, exposing my pink flesh to the audience, and slid the dildo inside of me. It was cool, smooth and a completely different sensation from a cyberskin vibrator or a real cock.

I pulled my panties to the side, exposing my pink flesh to the audience, and slid the dildo inside of me. It was cool, smooth and a...

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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.