Hey, we’ve all been there.
All men and women who have chosen the path of parenthood have been embarrassed by their children’s actions at one dozen time or another.
But some mothers out there are more willing to own up to these instances than others.
We tip our caps to these brave parents and we thank those who who submitted their true stories at the Parentally Incorrect comedy show of group The Pump and Dump.
Check out the following examples and take solace in knowing you are not alone…
Please Tell Us You Had Recently Cleaned It.
Pretty, pretty please.
Hey, We loved Big Hero 6!
Really. It was a great movie!
Accidents Do Happen
But you may want to teach your kid the meaning of the word “accident.”
It Could Have Been Worse..
… it could have been your husband’s penis on the TV.
No Shame, Grandma
When you gotta go, you sometimes gotta go.
SNOOZE!
Wake me up when we go on a hike or something.
Oh, Crap
The first part would have been bad enough, but then… come on now!
Show Some Respect
It’s hard enough for a jelly fish without his (her?) mom not understanding his (her?) plight.
At Least Your Kid is Honest
He gets points for that, right?
Did It Last Longer Than 4 Hours?
He should see a doctor, if so.
It’s Play Time!
The dolls were at least dressed, right?
She’s Way Too Young for That
Even at age 45, some might say she’d be way too young for that.
Just Vagina Boogers
No big deal. She took care of them herself.
Bitch, Please!
Did he follow it up with “bring me more water” at least?
Forget Your Ears…
… why do your boobs hang low? Why do they wobble to and fro?
This Sucks for Dad the Most
Because you know who will be buying you a new pair, right?
Bud Light Lime?!?
Okay, that’s just gross.