We do not begrudge the following couples their love or affection.
Go! Be in love! Be as affectionate as you want to be!
We’re just asking that they tone everything down a bit, from their outpouring of PDA to their constant status updates to their never-ending baby photos.
Sometimes, it really is best to simply STFU for awhile…
Kylie Jenner and Tyga
There’s the awkward age difference. There’s the fact that neither has any talent. There’s just something about these two that makes us wish they’d stop swapping spit on Snapchat every other hour.
Ice-T and Coco Austin
Altogether now: a baby is not an instrument to drum up social media followers… a baby is not an instrument to drum up social media followers… a baby is not an instrument to drum up social media followers…
Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed
Look, we love these two. We appreciate their passion for each other. But must every single Instagram message read like they’re trying to win some kind of romantic poetry contest?
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
Must we really explain why?
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag
We think these two are actually still together, which is amazing. And we assume they’ll say some dumb stuff again soon. So this is a preemptive STFU.
Leann Rimes and Eddie Cibrian
Yeah. See. No one cares about you two. Stop acting as if you’re Brangelina.
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott
We sort of admire how they’ve turned a cheating scandal into many seasons of reality television. But we also despise them with a passion.
Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett
Speaking of a couple that used a cheating scandal to enhance their reality show ratings…
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
They’re not even a couple (as of this writing) and they’re STILL annoying. Just get married already, you two.
Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar
You raised a sibling molestor and then covered up his sins from the police. SHUT THE HECK UP WITH ANY KIND OF PARENTING ADVICE.
Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth
If Shia LaBeouf makes up half of a couple, it is instantly irritating.
Teresa Giudice and Joe Giudice
We really wish the public cared less about two convicts who put fame and fortune about their children at all times.