11 Most Obnoxious Quotes From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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When turning on an episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you have to be prepared for humble brags that will make you roll your eyes so far back, that your doctor will issue you a warning.

The amount of obnoxious quotes usually occurs at the beginning of each season, especially if new housewives are being introduced.  

As we imagine producers off-camera asking what said housewife does/who she's married to, we braces ourselves for the name-dropping and net worth bombs that are coming our way.

Let's look back at some of the most self-important, hoity-toity things the grand dames of BH of have ever said.

1. “I have four nannies and they rotate."

“I have four nannies and they rotate."
Camille Grammar has two children.

2. “My husband is in real estate. Very high-end real estate.”

“My husband is in real estate.  Very high-end real estate.”
Kyle Richards requires validation.

3. “I was not just a child actress. I was the ‘Disney Girl.’

“I was not just a child actress.  I was the ‘Disney Girl.’
Kim Richards was IT once upon a time.

4. “I'm almost envious, in some respect, of people who are content with living the middle-class lifestyle.”

“I'm almost envious, in some respect, of people who are content with living the middle-class lifestyle.”
Taylor Armstrong wishes for a simpler life. Just kidding, being poor must be so boring.

5. “I’m not saying he’s not sexy. It’s just that after having sex with him for 16 years, it’s like, it would be nice to have a change.”

“I’m not saying he’s not sexy.  It’s just that after having sex with him for 16 years, it’s like, it would be nice to have a change.”
Marisa Zanuck is supremely bored.

6. “I'm so in love with my husband and my family and the life we created, so if that happened to me, I don't think I could go on.”

“I'm so in love with my husband and my family and the life we created, so if that happened to me, I don't think I could go on.”
Kyle Richards pities your broken marriage.

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