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Former adult film star Jenna Jameson and her enormous boyfriend, ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz, are the proud parents of twin boys as of Monday!

The blond beauty and her former UFC champ beau are calling their children Jesse and Journey Jett, a source tells celeb news magazine In Touch.

The twins are the first offspring for the couple of three years.

"It has been my dream to have children for an extremely long time. I truly feel like God has blessed me," a beaming and thrilled Jenna blogged.

Jenna Jameson has spawned two little boys.

We assume the two little guys will be given the last name of Ortiz. If not, Kris, Khloe, Kourtney and Kim Kardashian are going to be given a run for their alliterative money from Jesse Jameson and Journey Jett Jameson.

Congratulations to the new parents! Click to enlarge lots more Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson pics ... though perhaps not the kind you are looking for:

Welcome, all you celebrity gossip and Hollywood news readers across the globe, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition.

Who who this week's contest, featuring porn star Jenna Jameson and boyfriend, UFC badass and Celebrity Apprentice star Tito Ortiz? Let's find out.

It was a tough call, but we picked Kelly Belly as the winner. Woo! The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down for the full list of entries!

Thanks for playing and good luck again this week!

Jenna: I'm a virgin, Tito.

Jenna Jameson may no longer have giant boobs - a plastic surgeon cut those down to size last month - but it doesn't appear as though Tito Ortiz cares, does it?

This huge-headed Ultimate Fighter is psyched to go home with his girlfriend in the scene captured below. Forget Paulina James, he's thinking. I get to do naughty things to the world's most famous porn star.

Score.

Porn.

Seems like it's everywhere these days in the world of The Hollywood Gossip. Not that we are complaining, mind you - it's just a little bit strange.

On one hand, you have the guys who can't watch enough of it (Craig Schelske, Charlie Sheen, et al.) and the wannabe amateur stars, those who pull ridiculous, raunchy stunts just to stay in the public eye. Oh come on. Not even a ditz like Britney Spears is dumb enough to go clubbing with no pants on by accident.

Then there are the actual practitioners of the world's oldest profession, who seem to grab more than their fair share of headlines. Kendra Jade may have played a role in Britney's divorce from Kevin Federline. And who would have guessed that Mary Carey not only has a name similar to a certain pop star - she has sex for a living!

Then, most recently, the most famous adult film star alive, Jenna Jameson, was back in the news after being officially divorced by her husband. She's already in a new relationship with Ultimate Fighter, Tito Ortiz, a seemingly nice gentleman who we would definitely try to avoid f*%king with. But it's good to see she's into him, whatever her reasons might be.

Seriously, look at the guy's dome. It is monstrous. That piece probably has its own gravitational pull. If he weren't the type of man who could snap us in two, we would make many more offensive jokes as his expense right now. But alas, he is. And we have a soft spot for Jenna, too. Good luck Tito and Jenna, from all of us!