by Tattle Taylor at . Comments

Does size really matter? That's the eternal question. Some pack a mighty punch into a small package. Others show their strength by standing more erect than the rest.

We're talking about really tall celebrities here, sheesh. Get your minds out of the gutter!

It's hard to tell who's tall or short on the big screen, as directors, camera angles and other tricks keep up the illusion that everyone in Hollywood is descended from Amazons.

While it's true that there are some very short celebrities out there, it's equally true that some of them are very, very above average, at least when it comes to height.

Take a look at 25 super tall celebrities who aren't even pro athletes!

Khloe Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian's 5'10" height does nothing to dispel the rumors that she's not really Robert Kardashian's daughter since her sisters barely break 5'.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

No one and nothing was off limits for Joel McHale at the White House Correspondents' Dinner last night.

Emceeing at event previously hosted by such comedians as Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert, the Community star took aim at Obamacare, George Clooney, Jessica Simpson, Paul Ryan and many others in a truly hilarious speech.

Click through below to relive the best quotes and one-liners.

Paul Ryan burn!

Joel McHale: Good evening, Mr. President. Or as Paul Ryan refers to you: another inner-city minority relying on the federal government to feed and house your family.

Joel McHale: Good evening, Mr. President. Or as Paul Ryan refers to you: another inner-city minority relying on the federal government to...

Pretty great stuff, huh?

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Joel McHale is graduating from Greendale and heading to the White House.

The hilarious actor and Soup host has been selected as emcee of this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner, an annual event that skewers both the media and the politicians they cover.

It takes place on May 3 and will be broadcast on CSPAN.

Joel McHale Promo Pic

Tweeted WHCA President Steven Thomma in announcing the news:

“We’re thrilled that Joel will headline the dinner when we celebrate our centennial. He’s sharp, funny, and just the type of comic who can navigate the unique challenge of our dinner, making fun of Democrats, Republicans and especially the news media. Washington can use a little good-natured ribbing."

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Joel McHale has something in common with Simon Cowell.

Both stars are heterosexual men rumored to be gay... and both are more than happy if you want to go on thinking that.

Joel McHale Photograph

"I always find it really weird when guys flip out over someone thinking they might be gay," McHale tells The Advocate. "If a guy gets offended by that, there's something's wrong with him. I take it as a compliment."

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Joel McHale and his E! show The Soup often mocks The Hills to no end. There's endless material there, obviously.

This weekend, though, the host took a few moments to discuss Justin Gaston and Miley Cyrus. And the good ol' days of Britney Spears. And Lindsay Lohan's vagina.

Totally Together

Watch and enjoy:

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by Free Britney at . Comments

Just when we thought every possible way of ridiculing Heidi Montagand her music video for "Overdosin'" had been explored, The Soup's Joel McHale proved us wrong yet again. Check out this disturbing, hilarious parody ...

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PURE Evil

by Free Britney at . Comments

We love The Hills, and proudly admit this fact.

Yet even the biggest fans of Lauren Conrad & Co., such as ourselves, can't deny the absurdity of the ladies' meteoric rise in popularity.

An Audrina Bikini Pic

They've become celebrity news mainstays - stars big enough to make the premise and "reality" of their show silly - and debatable at best.

Despite having no real careers, The Hills stars have become household names ... yet still downplay it by acting like they're totally normal.

It's a strange, paradoxical dichotomy they're trying to pull off.

Case in point: At a recent opening of an Orange County bowling alley, Audrina Patridge told reporters they could only ask her questions about ... bowling.

Bowling? The Soup's Joel McHale was not happy to hear this.

His response, as shown in this Soup segment, is classic...

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