Justin Dweeber

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I think Michael Bay is planning not to release a movie, but instead just placate us with pictures of new cars and somehow turn that into millions of dollars in profit.

So far, all we've seen from Transformers 4 is a series of nicely staged car pics.

And here's another! This one is a 2014 Argosy truck from Freightliner:

Transformers 4 Argosy Truck

Mark Wahlberg stars in the first film of the new action trilogy, with Kelsey Grammer taking the role of the main villain.

Stanley Tucci, Nicola Peltz and Jack Reynor, Li Bingbing, and T.J. Miller also star.

Michael Bay returns to direct the film, which will premiere June 27, 2014 (unless my car picture theory is correct, in which case it will premiere...NEVER!).

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The Perron family has been silent about the horrifying things they apparently witnessed in their house decades ago.

But now that there's a movie being made about their story, they've decided to speak up.

Hear from the real Perron family in the new trailer for The Conjuring, which is based on their lives.

Vera Farmiga and Patrick Wilson star as the Warrens, a pair of paranormal investigators who are called upon to study the Perron family's supposedly haunted home.

What they find is one of the most terrifying demonic presences they've ever faced.

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The second trailer for Prisoners has arrived. Check it out below:

After their daughters go missing on Thanksgiving, friends Keller and Franklin, played by Hugh Jackman and Terrence Howard, attempt to find their kidnapper and bring home the girls.

Jake Gyllenhaal plays a young detective, whose investigation brings up nothing.

Paul Dano, Maria Bello, Viola Davis, and Melissa Leo also star. Dennis Villeneuve directs the film, which hits theaters September 20.

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Rest assured, there are easier ways to get chocolate than having sex with someone for it. Here are a few ideas:

1. Buy the chocolate from a store.

2. Ask the person for the chocolate.

Stacy Martin and Sophie Kennedy Clark decide to go with the oldest bartering method in the first clip from Lars Von Trier's Nymphomaniac:

The film follows a woman, played by Charlotte Gainsbourg, as she recounts her sex-addicted past to a man who saves her life.

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How do you imprison a man whose job it is to escape prisons?

...an ultra-awesome Super Prison I guess?

That man is Ray Breslin, played by Sylvester Stallone in the new film Escape Plan (previously titled The Tomb).

Watch the first Escape Plan trailer below:

When Breslin takes a job to expose the security flaws in a secret prison, he learns that the people who hired him intend for him to never leave.

Arnold Schwarzenegger co-stars as a fellow inmate who ends up helping Breslin.

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Darren Aronofsky is working on his adaptation of the Biblical tale of Noah, with Russell Crowe in the title role.

If you're wondering what that looks like, take a look at the new Noah character image below:

Russell Crowe in Noah

The film follows Noah as he receives a divine message that the end of the world is coming.

When he tries to spread the word, however, he is cast off into the wilderness with his family.

Emma Watson, Jennifer Connelly, Anthony Hopkins, Logan Lerman, Douglas Booth, Ray Winstone, and Kevin Durand round out the cast.

Noah will premiere March 28, 2014.

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Slow WiFi is a uniquely modern problem, and one that fans of watching trailers and TV spots online encounter pretty much daily.

But worry not. When the TV spot below pauses to buffer, it's part of the video.

Well, unless of course you actually have slow WiFi while playing it. Then, you'll experience the elusive double-buffer (not to be confused with the delicious fast food burger the "double-beefer").

Check out the new Despicable Me 2 TV spot below:

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Sam Mendes, you're killing us!

After he insisted he didn't want to direct any more Bond films, Mendes had reportedly signed on to helm Bond 24, and was even working on a deal for Bond 25.

But, that no longer seems to be the case.

During a red carpet event for the opening of his West End theatrical production of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Mendes insisted he's been too focused on the new play to deal with Bond.

Daniel Craig as James Bond Pic

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The first trailer for the horror comedy Hell Baby has arrived.

And no, it's not about Kanye and Kim's kid.

...Had to.

Watch the Hell Baby trailer below:

Rob Corddry and Leslie Bibb star as a couple who move into a haunted New Orleans mansion.

When Bibb's character becomes possessed, they enlist the help of a pair of Vatican exorcists, played by writer/directors Ben Garant and Thomas Lennon.

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If I had to pick one person in the world to help me overcome a sex addiction, Gwyneth Paltrow would probably pretty low on the list of responsible choices.

But, as they say, you don't pick who you use as a means to overcome sex addiction in favor of true love.

Check out the trailer for Thanks for Sharing, starring Mark Ruffalo as a sex addict:

The film follows three different people in a 12-step program for sex addiction, mainly Ruffalo's character Adam who battles his addiction while beginning a new relationship with Paltrow's character Phoebe.

Josh Gad, Tim Robbins, Joely Richardson, Patrick Fugit, Carol Kane, Pink, and Michaela Watkins also star.

Thanks for Sharing will hit theaters September 20.