Have you heard? Lindsay Lohan is dating a rich Russian dude!
Yes, even if (like most of the world) you have zero interest in Lindsay's love life, you've probably caught wind of her relationship with Egor Tarabasov because the girl is making damn sure the whole world knows she's ballin' again.
Lindsay's parents have even gone so far as to tell the press that Egor is going to save her career with all of his wealth and connections.
The only problem is - he may not actually be as rich and well-known as we initially thought.
“He’s a trust-fund kid with a day job as a real estate agent. He has a generous allowance, but doesn’t have his own money yet,” a source close to the situation tells Page Six.
“His father is a wealthy man who owns a construction firm and a couple of stores similar to Home Depot in the Moscow region, but he is no oligarch."
So there you have it.
Egor's dad operates a chain that's the Russian equivalent of Home Depot, where we imagine it's even harder to find some orange-smocked bastard to point you to the light bulbs.
It sounds like he's well-off, but far from the gajillionaire financial wunderkind we've been told about it.
The only question now is: Does Lindsay know this?