Joan Rivers Accuses Miley Cyrus of Incest, Calls Lena Dunham Fat

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In writing her new memoir, Diary of a Mad Diva, Joan Rivers' goal was apparently to offend every man, woman, and child in Hollywood.

The book hasn't even been released yet and Joan has already very nearly made that intention a reality.

In case you missed it, previously leaked excerpts reveal that Rivers claims Kim Kardashian had sex with millions of men and Kanye West can't read.

She also said that Kristen Stewart slept her way to the top and Pharrell Williams is an "a--hole."

Believe it or not, the legendary insult comic may have actually outdone herself with her comments about Miley Cyrus and Girls star/creator, Lena Dunham:

In a passage printed by The New York Daily News, Rivers blasts Dunham for her frequent nudity on the HBO series, writing that if she's free to put her "fat ass on display," then why isn't she "free enough to have a f--king salad once in a while?"

She adds that if she's forced to see Dunham's "ass, boobs or tattoos" again, she wants HBO charged with crimes against humanity.

As for Miley, the Daily News reports that Rivers claims the singer lost her virginity to a famlily member. She also says that Miley's favorite holiday is Halloween, as she's free to walk the streets and yell, "Trick!" a suggestion that Cyrus engages in prostitution.

The newspaper also quotes Rivers as saying that Jennifer Aniston "has dated, and been cheated on and dumped" by every man in Hollywood and Renee Zellwegger's "face is pulled so tight she could whisper in her own ear."

The News says Rivers' shots at Taylor Swift, Adele, Anne Hathaway and Madonna are so vicious that they're "unprintable."

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