It's not often we look to the Real Housewives of ANY city for anything other than entertainment... but especially not for inspiration, right?
These ladies TOTES have life figured out, so why not learn a thing or two from them? And, no, we don't mean table-flipping and sipping straight vodka like it's water.
We're talking big, important secrets of life! Like how to accept the fact that you might have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find your Prince Charming, yet you'll probably acquire some new boobs and Bentleys along the way if you play your cards right!
Or like the fact that you'll probably find yourself in the position of having to become best friends with your mortal enemy because...well...we're not really sure why you'd ever do that, but the housewives probably know!
Here, for your edu-tainment, are 10 life secrets the Real Housewives have figured out!
You know what else they've figured out? How to pay for the perfect bikini bodies...