Justin Jedlica (Human Ken) Does Not Have Ken Doll Non-Crotch ... Phew?

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Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica wants to clear the air about one thing.

While he is 95 percent plastic, he does not have the non-crotch region as seen on an actual Ken Doll. There are actual genitals under that thong, people.

You may lower the blinds (or open the window and vomit) on cue:

Justin Jedlica: Human Ken Doll!

In an interview with The Daily Beast, he assured fans (which he has, we guess) that he is still human where it counts most. The junk is real and it works.

“I would say more of my inspiration stems from ‘manga’ or anime," muses the male equivalent of Valeria Lukyanova when asked about his signature "look."

"I find that much more appealing in all honestly than a Ken doll. It’s sort of that over-stylized, cartoonish version of human form [that I like]," Justin Jedlica says.

"I have all these haters being like, ‘Does that mean you want to cut off your penis?’ And I’m like actually, I wish it was dragging on the ground like anime.”

Humble brag much, JJ?

If you aren't sufficiently disturbed yet and feel the need to expose your eyes to additional images you can never unsee, check out more Human Ken pics below:

Justin Jedlica Before and After
Justin Jedlica before and after photos ... are kinda freaking us out.

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he's just a sad fool who needs attention.

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