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The world may already have one human Barbie, but Miami resident Lacey Wildd apparently believes one just isn't enough.

Lacey is a 46-year-old mother of 6 who's already received multiple plastic surgeries as part of her request to become an "adult Barbie."

Wildd's already taken her breasts from A to L-cups, but she's still not done going under the knife.

She's received 12 breast augmentations and numerous surgeries to change her facial features and reshape her waist, but Wildd still wants broader hips, bigger eyes and a thinner nose:

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Yesterday, we brought you the tale of Human Jessica Rabbit Penny Brown, a woman using surgery, corsets and makeup to embody the Who Framed Roger Rabbit vixen.

In a bid to recreate Jessica's extreme hourglass figure, the 25-year-old pinup model got breast implants (to say the least), taking her from a 34H to a 36O.

Who knew cup sizes even went up to O? Not even Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova can touch that ... and HJR somehow fit into a 23-inch corset, too.

How does Penny Brown stack up against the original plastic princess, though? And who would you rather ... y'know? Cast your vote in the poll below!

And the Winner is?

Human Barbie or Human Jessica Rabbit: Who'd you rather ... you know? Vote for the sexiest plastic surgery obsessed babe in our official survey. View Poll »

It's a tough call, we know, but these issues must be decided.

Want more Human Jessica Rabbit? We don't have too many additional pics for you now, sadly (or luckily, you could say). But want more Human Barbie?

Follow the jump for a bunch more photos you can't unsee ...

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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova is being taken to task again by Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica, who likens her to a lifeless mannequin with zero personality.

Jedlica, who earned his Ken comparisons due to the extensive plastic surgeries he has undergone to become the perfect specimen, is no fan of his counterpart.

In fact, to hear him tell it, she's not even on the same level.

Justin Jedlica, who is gay and married his partner last July, told Us about his meeting with that other living doll, who he just did not click with, last year.

"She was cute, and seemed overall very sweet," Jedlica said, however, "I tried to give her a hug and crack up with her, but she wasn’t really having it."

He felt that Valeria Lukyanova's goal in life was "to impersonate a mannequin" even when cameras were off, and that she came off ... well, plastic.

"If she gives off too much emotion or personality, people aren't going to associate her with a plastic object," Justin mused. "With a dead mannequin. Right?"

"So, why are we giving you the time of day? As an out gay male, as a stepfather of two kids, you kind of start to think ... what are you using your celebrity for?"

"You don't speak, you don't laugh, there's no personality."

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Valeria Lukyanova is just a Human Barbie girl, living in a Barbie world.

The Ukrainian model continues to give us glimpses of the bizarre universe she inhabits in another video that showcases her body's extreme proportions.

Part horror movie, part mail order bride advertisement and part we don't even know what, the montage of Valeria Lukyanova clips below will disturb you.

Yet you can't look away either. That's Human Barbie in a nutshell ...

Yesterday, in a more than four-minute Valeria Lukyanova video (below), we saw her jogging on the beach and her nonexistent waist in front of a mirror.

This is more of the same, minus Human Barbie without makeup.

She doesn't talk during either clip, which is probably a good thing, as lately, her remarks about kids, beauty, race-mixing and the like have disturbed many.

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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, just will not go away. In fact she is everywhere these days ... and now doing whatever it is she does on video no less!

Yes, Human Barbie has a YouTube channel. One which houses a number of videos, cutely categorized under "Barbie Style," and all as bizarre as you'd think.

This one in particular, showing her at the beach, is the most recent (and arguably the most scary) upload. Take a look, but be warned: You can't unsee this:

Yeah ... we often find ourselves at a loss for words when it comes to this girl.

Even with no makeup (or less makeup), Valeria Lukyanova is one of the all-time characters. Or caricatures, to be more precise. She's clearly not human.

She says she subsists on air and light alone, after all. No person does that!

Valeria is certifiable, without question, but perhaps even crazier than what she does to herself are the people who think she's some sort of role model.

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Even Valeria Lukyanova has to hit the gym sometimes. Human Barbie took a break from her workout to post a bare-faced selfie from there on Facebook today:

Showcasing her tiny waist in a black sports bra and matching workout pants, the 28-year-old still rocked her signature Barbie contacts and hair extensions:

Human Barbie at the Gym

Valeria Lukyanova's story first went viral after the web caught on to her style and insane body. She has become even more of an Internet phenomenon since.

She swears she really isn't different from anyone who utilizes cosmetics and cosmetic procedures, though (she and Justin Jedlica concur on that point).

"Everyone wants a slim figure. Everyone gets breasts done. Everyone fixes up their face if it's not ideal. Everyone strives for the golden mean," she said.

"It's global now."

Mmmkay.

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For better or worse, "Human Barbie" Valeria Lukyanova is truly one of a kind.

The whole idea of Barbie, the iconic doll from Mattel, is that she is so universally feminine that every girl in the world can identify with it to some degree.

Valeria took her unparalleled obsession to an entirely new echelon, however.

Whether she's getting countless plastic surgeries, using every photo filter known to humankind or slathering on makeup like it's her job, she strives to BE Barbie.

And subsist on air and light alone ... but that's neither here nor there.

This is more than exacerbating a superficial image. It's a new breed of crazy ... from someone who doesn't believe in breeding between races. The irony.

She's a character. Scroll through 23 Valeria Lukyanova photos below, but be warned: There's no going back, and you may become addicted and/or terrified.

Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll's appearance in real life.

We have rarely seen a girl who was not a fan of barbie when she was little. The whole concept of Barbie is so feminine that every girl in the world can relate to it to some extent. We understand the attachment but taking it to this level, the obsession depicted in the pictures below, that is insane. The girl in the pictures below got a gazillion surgeries and procedures done on her so that she could resemble a Barbie herself. Talk about portraying a superficial image. This is obsession to the extent of crazy we say. Like Barbie, love her but don’t wear her.
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They say that fame is fleeting... but it can also be mysterious.

Especially in this day and age - when stars can be made purely out of Instagram photos and scandalous Tweets - it's necessary to sometimes stop and ask:

Wait... why is that person famous again?

This can be true for those you may despise (hi, Kim Kardashian!) and also for those you admire (what power does Kate Middleton hold, exactly?).

With this in mind, we've come up with 13 pretty big celebrities whose names keep being in the news despite a lack of any discernible skill. Apparently, all it takes to strike it big is to film a sex tape and/or be a terrible mother:

Kim Kardashian
The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.

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Valeria Lukyanova is loving the selfie trend. As well as the no makeup trend.

Oh, and the revealing, tiny bikini trend. Everyone's in on that nowadays, too.

The part where she tries to become a Human Barbie doll is all her, though.

Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Selfie

Having already shown us Valeria Lukyanova without makeup this week, she's upped the ante here with a (mostly) bare-faced bikini selfie flaunting her insane body.

The 28-year-old with the impossibly tiny waist, ridiculously enhanced breasts and almost comically emotionless expression checks all the boxes here.

There's no doubt that Human Barbie, who makes use of contact lenses, massive stage makeup and hair extensions, looks a bit less plastic au naturale.

It's those very factors that leave Human Ken (Justin Jedlica) unimpressed by Valeria's committed efforts to look like a toy. Only he is truly plastic.

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Self-proclaimed Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova was recently put down by Human Ken, Justin Jedlica, who said there's nothing special about her.

Without makeup, he insists, she's plain Jane. Justin Jedlica, he proudly notes, actually underwent tons of surgery to become a perfect specimen.

Well, that's just bizarre by any measure. In any case, Valeria Lukyanova has now posted the unthinkable - a makeup-free selfie - for her legion of fans.

Would you hit it? You might actually have to think about that now.

The irony of this image? Most pictures of celebrities without makeup are meant to show us that stars are just like us, and that flaws are fabulous.

In the case of Valeria Lukyanova, it's an apparent attempt to prove that even without makeup, she's more Human Barbie-like than anyone else alive.

Clearly, she's had a lot of work done over the years to resemble everyone's favorite plastic girl-doll, or at least Valeria's definition of idealized beauty.

An ideal that does not include race-mixing, according to HB.

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Valeria Lukyanova Quotes

What would you keep children for? So they can get you a glass of water when you're on your deathbed?

The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me.

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