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They say that fame is fleeting... but it can also be mysterious.

Especially in this day and age - when stars can be made purely out of Instagram photos and scandalous Tweets - it's necessary to sometimes stop and ask:

Wait... why is that person famous again?

This can be true for those you may despise (hi, Kim Kardashian!) and also for those you admire (what power does Kate Middleton hold, exactly?).

With this in mind, we've come up with 13 pretty big celebrities whose names keep being in the news despite a lack of any discernible skill. Apparently, all it takes to strike it big is to film a sex tape and/or be a terrible mother:

13 Stars Who Don't Deserve to Be Famous
The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.
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Kim Kardashian

1. Kim Kardashian

The most obvious selection here. She is world famous because she had sex with Ray J on camera and knows how to use Instagram.


Kendra Wilkinson

2. Kendra Wilkinson

She mastered the art of sleeping with a really old dude and watching the money pour in for some reason.


Jenelle Evans

3. Jenelle Evans

We should all fight with our moms and have babies out of wedlock if it means this kind of attention.


Kate Upton

4. Kate Upton

We adore Kate Upton. We'd commit murder for Kate Upton. But she has large breasts and can do the cat dance... that's about it.


Valeria Lukyanova

5. Valeria Lukyanova

She's known as The Human Barbie, and her appearance makes it clear why. We really should not reward such a thing.


Kate Middleton

6. Kate Middleton

Like any other rational human being, we LOVE Kate Middleton. But she's a small piece of a royal family that holds no power.


Kate Gosselin

7. Kate Gosselin

JUST GO AWAY!!!


Evelyn Lozada

8. Evelyn Lozada

She keeps being engaged to athletes and even having their babies. She's really gotta stop doing that.


Tila Tequila

9. Tila Tequila

For her own sake, Tila Tequila really needs to step out of the spotlight


Nadya Suleman

10. Nadya Suleman

We're sensing a theme here: why are bad mothers so darn famous?


Courtney Stodden

11. Courtney Stodden

Courtney Stodden has a lot of plastic surgery, married a much older guy and... that's it.


Teresa Giudice

12. Teresa Giudice

She's really good at being spoiled and breaking the law, we'll give her that.


Ray J

13. Ray J

This photo depicts the only reason you've ever heard of Ray J.


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Valeria Lukyanova is loving the selfie trend. As well as the no makeup trend.

Oh, and the revealing, tiny bikini trend. Everyone's in on that nowadays, too.

The part where she tries to become a Human Barbie doll is all her, though.

Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Selfie

Having already shown us Valeria Lukyanova without makeup this week, she's upped the ante here with a (mostly) bare-faced bikini selfie flaunting her insane body.

The 28-year-old with the impossibly tiny waist, ridiculously enhanced breasts and almost comically emotionless expression checks all the boxes here.

There's no doubt that Human Barbie, who makes use of contact lenses, massive stage makeup and hair extensions, looks a bit less plastic au naturale.

It's those very factors that leave Human Ken (Justin Jedlica) unimpressed by Valeria's committed efforts to look like a toy. Only he is truly plastic.

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Self-proclaimed Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova was recently put down by Human Ken, Justin Jedlica, who said there's nothing special about her.

Without makeup, he insists, she's plain Jane. Justin Jedlica, he proudly notes, actually underwent tons of surgery to become a perfect specimen.

Well, that's just bizarre by any measure. In any case, Valeria Lukyanova has now posted the unthinkable - a makeup-free selfie - for her legion of fans.

Would you hit it? You might actually have to think about that now.

The irony of this image? Most pictures of celebrities without makeup are meant to show us that stars are just like us, and that flaws are fabulous.

In the case of Valeria Lukyanova, it's an apparent attempt to prove that even without makeup, she's more Human Barbie-like than anyone else alive.

Clearly, she's had a lot of work done over the years to resemble everyone's favorite plastic girl-doll, or at least Valeria's definition of idealized beauty.

An ideal that does not include race-mixing, according to HB.

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Ukrainian model Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is as quotable as she is ridiculous looking. The 28-year-old certainly has a lot of insight to share.

Whether you love her, hate her, are repulsed by her, want to do her or are just straight up confused by her existence, HB is always good for a pull quote.

Over the course of various interviews, Valeria Lukyanova has made comments arguably as appalling and strange as her extreme physical transformation.

Which, if you've seen any photos of her, you know is not a small feat.

From the "unnecessary" act of procreation to her bonds with alien life to her desire to subsist on light, the large-breasted, wide-eyed wonder is a character.

Here are 15 of the most bizarrely memorable Human Barbie quotes:

15 Head-Scratching Human Barbie Quotes
In recent weeks I haven't been hungry at all. I'm hoping it's the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone.
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In recent weeks I haven't been hungry at all. I'm hoping it's the final stage before I can...

In recent weeks I haven't been hungry at all. I'm hoping it's the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone.

1. Air and Light

In recent weeks I haven't been hungry at all. I'm hoping it's the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone.


The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me.

The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me.

2. Deep Revulsion

The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me.


My communication with aliens is not verbal - we speak the language of light.

My communication with aliens is not verbal - we speak the language of light.

3. Communication

My communication with aliens is not verbal - we speak the language of light.


Overnight, websites started screaming about the real-life Barbie, a dumb blonde girl. I am...

Overnight, websites started screaming about the real-life Barbie, a dumb blonde girl. I am sure it was some sort of contract order aimed at ruining my reputation.

4. Real-Life Barbie

Overnight, websites started screaming about the real-life Barbie, a dumb blonde girl. I am sure it was some sort of contract order aimed...


I also think somebody is behind all the bad comments about me, as the negative wave [in my...

I also think somebody is behind all the bad comments about me, as the negative wave [in my comments] began as soon as my spiritual seminars first became popular.

5. Negative Wave

I also think somebody is behind all the bad comments about me, as the negative wave [in my comments] began as soon as my spiritual...


Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And...

Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this. Ethnicities are mixing now, so there's degeneration, and it didn't used to be like that.

6. Beauty

Remember how many beautiful women there were in the 1950s and 1960s, without any surgery? And now, thanks to degeneration, we have this....


I have learned a lot from my contact with [the aliens]. Now I know that my spirit is very...

I have learned a lot from my contact with [the aliens]. Now I know that my spirit is very old. And also that humans are the least sophisticated civilization - we’re on the lowest level of evolution.

7. Aliens

I have learned a lot from my contact with [the aliens]. Now I know that my spirit is very old. And also that humans are the least...


I have combination skin. I get shiny within twenty minutes indoors.

I have combination skin. I get shiny within twenty minutes indoors.

8. Combination Skin

I have combination skin. I get shiny within twenty minutes indoors.


I’m a teacher at the School of Out-of-Body Travel. It's an international school in which our...

I’m a teacher at the School of Out-of-Body Travel. It's an international school in which our instructors show students how to leave their physical body and travel in their spiritual body, where you can visit any place on the planet and in the universe. I know that this is the future of mankind and that it has huge potential. Hidden reserves will be tapped soon.

9. I'm a Teacher

I’m a teacher at the School of Out-of-Body Travel. It's an international school in which our instructors show students how to leave their...


I have already published a book about my astral trips. My plan is to develop my music career....

I have already published a book about my astral trips. My plan is to develop my music career. I already have more than 100 songs in my repertoire. No matter how many bad things people say about me, soon I’ll become a pop star and a popular teacher about out-of-body experiences.

10. Astral Trips

I have already published a book about my astral trips. My plan is to develop my music career. I already have more than 100 songs in my...


I’m a professional mountain climber. I trek up the Himalayas and live far away from...

I’m a professional mountain climber. I trek up the Himalayas and live far away from civilization for weeks at a time. I have traveled all over, and I love extreme recreation and adrenaline. I’m not afraid of anything, and I love taking risks. I love the unknown. I observe the flow of energy and bring its vibrations into my work.

11. Professional Climber

I’m a professional mountain climber. I trek up the Himalayas and live far away from civilization for weeks at a time. I have traveled all...


Everything derives from my spiritual practices. My mood is created by meditation and energy...

Everything derives from my spiritual practices. My mood is created by meditation and energy techniques. It makes me want to see everything as beautiful and bright, refined and original. I’m an idealist and a perfectionist, and I want my looks to reflect the world within me and how I feel.

12. Spirituality

Everything derives from my spiritual practices. My mood is created by meditation and energy techniques. It makes me want to see...


I believe that because of [my appearance] I have a responsibility to bring more good, light,...

I believe that because of [my appearance] I have a responsibility to bring more good, light, and positive emotions to people. I want to share my art and my music and tell people about my spiritual ideas. When you feel happy, you want to tell everyone about it so that others become happier too.

13. Responsibility

I believe that because of [my appearance] I have a responsibility to bring more good, light, and positive emotions to people. I want to...


They don't think about what they can give this child, what they can teach her. They just try...

They don't think about what they can give this child, what they can teach her. They just try to shape her according to some weird script—whatever they couldn't do in life, like becoming a writer or a doctor. Or some woman who's almost 30 and thinks no one needs her, she says, 'Oh, I'll have a kid. He will love me and become my reason to live.' And then this kid becomes a soccer ball she and her boyfriend will kick back and forth.

14. On Parenting

They don't think about what they can give this child, what they can teach her. They just try to shape her according to some weird...


What would you keep children for? So they can get you a glass of water when you're on your...

What would you keep children for? So they can get you a glass of water when you're on your deathbed?

15. What Are Kids For?

What would you keep children for? So they can get you a glass of water when you're on your deathbed?


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Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is being taken to task by Human Ken Doll Justin Jedlica, who just doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

One would be forgiven for thinking that the plastic surgery-addicted Human Ken and Human Barbie might make the perfect couple, but one would be wrong.

Very, very wrong.

Justin Jedlica, Real-Life Ken Doll

Jedlica, infamous for undergoing around 140 surgical procedures to look like Ken, doesn't exactly have the nicest things to say about Valeria Lukyanova.

"We met at a photo shoot. She's a cute girl," he told GQ before adding, "I don't really get her. I don't get why people think she's so interesting. She has extensions.

"She wears stage makeup ...she's an illusionist."

Human Barbie hates race-mixing as well, BTW.

Jedlica, for his part, takes pride in that he has taken extensive measures to actually become Ken - not just fake it with makeup and photo filters.

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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova has no plans to reproduce, which is probably cause for celebration ... and she doesn't believe in races mixing, either.

Say what now?

In an interview with GQ, the aspiring plastic-human hybrid slash Ukrainian model (or whatever she is) opens up about parenting and why she doesn't want kids.

Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph

"The very idea of having children brings out this deep revulsion in me," Valeria Lukyanova says. "Most people have children to fulfill their own ambitions, not to give anything."

"They don't think about what they can give this child, what they can teach her."

"They just try to shape her according to some weird script - whatever they couldn't do in life, like becoming a writer or a doctor. I'd rather die from torture.

"The worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle."

Hard to argue her point about having kids for the right reasons, but her comments on the "degeneration" of beauty and the reasons behind it are eye-opening.

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Valeria Lukyanova, the Ukrainian model known as Human Barbie, is still making headlines. This time it's for her stated goal to survive "on air and light alone."

Yes, the real-life Barbie doll wannabe, whose doll-like features and ultra-thin waist have stirred controversy before, says she hopes to live without food or water.

23 Human Barbie Pics: Valeria Lukyanova's House of Horrors
Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll's appearance in real life.
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Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova

1. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll's appearance in real life.


Valeria Lukyanova Photo

2. Valeria Lukyanova Photo

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Would you hit it?


Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie)

3. Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie)

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. the Human Barbie. Kind of a freaky photo from V Magazine.


Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) Photo

4. Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) Photo

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Yes, that is a live person.


Human Barbie Photo

5. Human Barbie Photo

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, as seen on Vice.


Human Barbie Pics

6. Human Barbie Pics

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, in one of many freaky pics from her Instagram.


Human Barbie Figure

7. Human Barbie Figure

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking pensive on the beach.


Human Barbie Instagram

8. Human Barbie Instagram

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking fake as ever in a tight black dress.


Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie

9. Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses on Instagram. Lovely.


Valeria Lukyanova Pic

10. Valeria Lukyanova Pic

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not?


Valeria Lukyanova Picture

11. Valeria Lukyanova Picture

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not?


Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph

12. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is not a fan of race-mixing. Seriously.


Valeria Lukyanova, Olga Oleynik

13. Valeria Lukyanova, Olga Oleynik

Valeria Lukyanova (left) displays impressive serpent-handling skills with one of her acolytes, Olga “Dominika” Oleynik.


Human Barbie Bikini Pic

14. Human Barbie Bikini Pic

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, models a bikini or some lingerie. Would you hit it?


Human Barbie Before and After Photos

15. Human Barbie Before and After Photos

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, before and after ... whatever she had done to herself.


Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photo

16. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photo

This Valeria Lukyanova bikini photo is so hot. And by hot we mean weird.


Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Pic

17. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Pic

Valeria Lukyanova does yoga in one seriously hot photo. You can really see the benefits of how flexible plastic is.


Human Barbie Before & After Pic

18. Human Barbie Before & After Pic

Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova before and after in some crazy weird pics.


Valeria Lukyanova Nude

19. Valeria Lukyanova Nude

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, bares all in a vintage photo ... before she Barbied the crap out of herself.


Human Barbie Without Makeup

20. Human Barbie Without Makeup

Can you believe this is what Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova looks like without makeup?


Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Picture

21. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Picture

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looks so hot in this bikini picture. Well, for her.


Human Barbie Swimsuit Photo

22. Human Barbie Swimsuit Photo

Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looks hot in this swimsuit picture. Wearing minimal makeup (for her) helps.


Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Selfie

23. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Selfie

This Valeria Lukyanova bikini selfie makes her look sort of attractive. If you squint and sort of look away at least?


"In recent weeks I haven't been hungry at all," Lukyanova said, according to the International Business Times in an interview. "I'm hoping it's the final stage."

Final stage before what, you're probably asking?

"Before I can subsist on air and light alone."

The website linked to a New Age practice known as Breatharianism, in which followers neither eat nor drink, believing they can exist solely on "cosmic micro-food."

Valeria Lukyanova also believes in reincarnation and claims to have been in contact with trans-dimensional beings, so by her standards, this isn't too out there.

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Ukrainian model Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is back and crazier than ever in a new set of photos - and a documentary trailer.

She was recently profiled by Vice, which describes her as "not a real girl at all, but a time-traveling spiritual guru whose purpose is to save the world."

From what? The "clutches of superficiality and negative energy," obviously.

"In the majority of my past lives I was a man," she muses. "I really liked that role. I've always occupied a dominating position in whichever society I have lived."

Mmm.

Human Barbie, who's also nicknamed Real-Life Barbie and/or Space Barbie, is profiled in an upcoming documentary, the trailer of which appears above.

For some HOT (if you're into that) Valeria Lukyanova photos, follow the jump ...

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012!

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Keeping the hotness rolling today at #39: Valeria Lukyanova!

Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie)

Most recently, Katherine Heigl bikini pictures made THG's hot list. Hot stuff.

Today, it's Human Barbie herself, the controversial Ukrainian model.

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Valeria Lukyanova, the Human Barbie, has been at the center of controversy for several weeks now. Is the 21-year-old Ukrainian's "perfect" body even real?

A new video of Valeria Lukyanova has raised further doubts, as she looks markedly different and more ... well, more normal than photos of her online.

Check it out:

TheDirty (dot) com posted the video, which shows Lukyanova explaining that neck problems are the reason why her head is always tilted to the side.

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