Jimmy Kimmel Presents The Kardashian Konquest: The Taking of America

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Jimmy Kimmel can't fight it any longer. And, really, neither should we.

On last night’s episode of this comedian’s talk show, the host gave in and admitted: Kim, Kourtney and Khloe pretty much run the universe. 

To drive this depressing point home, Kimmel showed viewers a trailer for a phony PBS special documentary “The Kardahsian Konquest: The Taking Of America,” which chronicles every city the clan has "taken."

Up next, for example, Khloe and Kourtney are taking the Hamptons.

"Their furious march for domination continued, taking town after town, basketball player after basketball player, until the Kanye West was won," recounted a narrator.

Hilarious stuff. Watch now:

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