Dogs are evil creatures.
Not really, of course. They are ridiculously sweet and loving animals who melt our heart just by welcoming us home.
But they also know how to turn on stronger guilt trips than all Jewish grandmothers around the world combined.
Oh, you're gonna go hang out with your human friends when there's a perfectly good tennis ball just sitting in the backyard, waiting to be played with? Sure. Go ahead. Don't worry about me and my sad face. I'll just lie here all day.
Evil, we tell ya. Pure, unadulterated, completely adorable evil...