Farrah Abraham is adamant that she did NOT agree to the second sex tape that's hitting the market next week, and she may be telling the truth for once.
Well, partially. It sounds like Farrah legitimately doesn't want this video to be released, unlike the previous one she tried to pass off as a "leaked" tape.
Her lawyer adds that she did not give Vivid permission to release any sequels to her smash hit porno Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom.
The lawyer says part two of the Farrah Abraham sex tape, Backdoor & More, is just extra footage from the first she filmed with porn star James Deen.
That's probably all accurate. The issue is that if it's the same footage, she signed the rights away long ago. She made her (nasty bed). Now she must lay in it.
According to the lawyer, Farrah is "a mother, a public figure, and an author," and not a porn star ... an empty argument, since she shot the porn last year.
Steve Hirsch, Vivid's CEO, disagrees, telling TMZ's sister site Fishwrapper that he made Farrah who she is today, whether she wants to admit it or not.
"Before the first video Farrah was just some throwaway Teen Mom no one cared about. That video made her the celebrity she is today. She’s a great porn star!"
Hirsch is not wrong, in all seriousness.
Farrah Abraham has become one of the biggest porn stars around, even when she's not trying to convince people 24/7 that she's not a porn star.
Despite the fact that she can't talk about it legally on Couples Therapy, we all know she signed a contract and that Hirsch wouldn't act outside of one.
If she wishes she hadn't signed that contract, good for her. But saying she didn't give her consent when she legally did exactly that is just plain lying.
She can cry all she wants on VH1, but she can't have it both ways.
Why not embrace what she's made of herself as a result, or suck it up (no pun intended) and ride it out (no pun intended) until her 15 minutes are up?
Because that's Farrah Abraham for you. A pathological liar whose story and persona changes almost daily, she has no idea who she even is at this point.
It's sad, but that's the best and most honest way to assess it.
Check out pictures from the Farrah Abraham sex tape below - including four new shots from the forthcoming sequel - and prepare to vomit on cue ...
1. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic
Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we've cropped it for obvious reasons.
2. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Cover
Farrah Abraham's sex tape cover. Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom. Classy title.
3. Farrah Abraham Topless Pic
This is a still from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. She says it's about more than just "anal."
7. Farrah Abraham in Bed
Another nice picture released by Vivid for Farrah Abraham's sex tape. She looks like she's having fun.
8. Farrah Abraham and James Deen
Farrah Abraham and James Deen share a passionate sex tape kiss. These two are so in love, you can tell.
9. Farrah Abraham Underwear Photo
Farrah Abraham in a pic from her sex tape. She's getting ready to do her thing.
14. Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Photo
Farrah Abraham is back with Farrah 2: Backdoor and More. This is a shot from her sex tape, the sequel.
16. Farrah Abraham Nude
Farrah Abraham gets nude and taken for a ride by James Deen in a photo from her sex tape sequel.
17. Farrah Abraham Sex Tape GIF
A quality GIF from the Farrah Abraham sex tape. Assist to James Deen for the quote.
19. James Deen Does Farrah Abraham
Farrah Abraham in her sex tape sequel, Backdoor & More, with James Deen. It looks like he's going front door up in here.
20. Farrah Sex Tape 2 Photo
Farrah Abraham in a still photo from her sex tape sequel, Backdoor & More. By the title we have no idea what the tape could contain.