Miley Cyrus? You've got nothing. Britney Spears? You better "Work Bitch" if you want to compete. Rihanna's "Pour It Up" music video has set the bar high.
Or low, depending on how you see it. Regardless, man is there some Twerking in this strip club romp! Girl shakes that thing aggressively. With a purpose.
If you saw any Rihanna "Pour It Up" music video behind-the-scenes teases in recent weeks, and there were plenty, you had to know what was coming.
Still, wow. Just wow.
Pole dancing, neon thongs, cash throwing, a standing ovation of ass clapping and feverish sex with the air? It's a lot to take in. And raises the bar for Twerking.
There's rhythmic gyrating on water, on poles, on chairs, on invisible men who couldn't even handle it. Check out some of the highlights on GIF loop below ...
We realize that a few of the aforementioned twerks may technically be pole dancing or run-of-the-mill arse shaking, but that's just semantics at this point.
Not unlike Britney Spears' "Work Bitch" video, it speaks for itself. But unlike Brit's latest release, Rihanna clearly doesn't feel subconscious about it.
Oh, and Miley, if you're really trying to go all out (pimping yourself, as Sinead O'Connor might say), you've got your work cut out for you next time.
Rihanna's "Pour It Up" video: What's your take?