Sharknado 2 Trailer: Sort of Released!

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A Sharknado sequel is clearly on the way, possibly as soon as next month, considering the epic reaction on Twitter last night...

... and how quickly Tara Reid would sign up for more work.

But even before an official deal or title is in place, the good folks responsible for such Tawainese animation as this re-enactment of the Tiger Woods scandal and Lil Wayne's near-death experience have compiled their own trailer for a Sharknado sequel.

They call it Sharkphoon. Watch now:

Sharkphoon. It's not bad. But we can do better, THGers!

How about...

Sharkeezus: Kanye West shows what a god he really is by unleashing a second, more deadly wave of sea creatures upon haters.

Sharknader: Consumer advocate and green party candidate Ralph Nader immediately blames the original Sharknado on global warming even though it had nothing to do with the plot.

Sharknado 2: Lil Sharks: A second generation of rebellious, angst-ridden, cocky sharks wreak havoc on Calabasas, California.

PSYclone: "Gangnam Style" and "Gentleman" rapper PSY leads a stylish, yet cheesy uprising against the finned invaders.

Boar’easter: A storm rattles through upstate New York, picking up some man-eating wild boar along its way to Manhattan.

What do you think, readers? Weigh in on these suggestions in the following poll and leave a comment with your very own:

What should we title a Sharknado sequel?

 

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Sharknado Quotes

B.J. Novak - I'm afraid that now when we have a real sharknado everyone's going to treat it like a joke.

Damon Lindelhof -This movie is such a ripoff of THE BICYCLE THIEF. #LiveTweetingSharknado #Highbrow."
This movie is such a ripoff of THE BICYCLE THIEF. #LiveTweetingSharknado #Highbrow.

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