The Kris Jenner talk show has not exactly earned rave reviews.
Many have called the host out for her stiff delivery, while others have said she continually mentions Kim Kardashian in an attempt to piggyback off her daughter's fame.
But few have been harsher than Linda Stasi of The New York Post.
"Kris is so horrible it should come with a hazard warning," Stasi writes, adding that Jenner "has as much business with a talk show as her big, talentless bore-of-a-daughter, Khloe, had co-hosting a talent show like The X Factor."
And how did Jenner respond to such a critique? By sending the reporter a dozen Magnolia cupcakes and a $325 sterling silver Tiffany pen!
The latter even included a strange note that said maybe Stasi could use it to write a better review next time.
How else to interpret such a gift other than as a bride? That's how the journalist took it, at least, which led to more stinging criticism of Jenner.
"Kris, let’s get something straight right here, right now," Stasi wrote in response. "I cannot be bought - for a pen. A pen and pencil set, maybe - but just a pen?
"To improve your rating, Mrs. Kardashian-Jenner, either you somehow become interesting, which given the data seems as likely as the pope turning Jewish, or you do better with the bribes."
ZING! Perhaps Jenner ought to just go back to planning the release of sex tapes for her children.