Kids, do not try this at home.
In a video making its way around the Internet - one that is harder to believe than Kim Kardashian turning down $3 million for the release of her baby photos - an Arizona Cardinals rookie named Robert Gill hops on board a treadmill...
... which is moving at 25 miles per hour.
Gill can only last for a few seconds, but considering he's receive a speeding ticket for driving at that rate in most school zones, color us impressed.
There has to be a spot for this undrafted 29-year old in the NFL, right? Especially if we include halftime entertainment gigs?