Lindsay Lohan: Rehab is a Joke, I've Only Done Cocaine 4-5 Times, Ecstasy is Better Anyway

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Lindsay Lohan says she's not a big drinker, has only done cocaine 4-5 times in her life and has never done LSD, heroin or anything you have to inject.

She also swears she does not have a substance abuse problem and does not need rehab - which she finally checked into last week - for 90 days.

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In an interview with the Daily Mail (UK), Lohan tells Piers Morgan that the media loves to make a huge deal out of nothing, mostly, and she's great.

"I don’t think I need to be on lockdown for three months. I don’t think that’s rehab," the 26-year-old says. "I’ve been court-ordered to do it six times."

"I could write the book on rehab. Constantly sending me is pointless. The first few times I was court-ordered to rehab it was like a joke, like killing time."

"They just ask me the same old questions I’d answered before."

"I think there are other things I could do instead. The best thing they could do would be to make me go abroad to different countries and work with children."

Lindsay Lohan also claims that she hasn't taken any drugs (besides her beloved Adderall) in a year and can give up drinking any time she darn well pleases.

Other notable takeaways from the actress' interview:

  • The late Heath Ledger told her he gave up alcohol for a year so she took his advice when it comes to controlling her drinking ... for better or worse.
  • She's taken cocaine "maybe 4 or 5 times in my life... I don’t like it. It reminds me of my dad. I took it 4-5 times from age 20-23 and got caught twice."
  • People may not believe her, but "It's the truth. I’ve never taken heroin either, never injected myself with anything, never done LSD. Those things scare me."
  • She has however, done "pot, obviously. And ecstasy. I liked that better than the others (giggles). I didn’t drink on it, so I was just chilling."
  • She's straight, not bisexual.

Anyone believing any of this?


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Stephanie king

Ok I have been clean from coke and ex for almost 6yrs now. Rehab isnt a joke if you want to get clean. I could be paid enough now to touch it. Plus the reason why ex feels so great is because it eats pin sized holes in your brain. Ik from experiance that it can cause memory loss. Plus the whole being able to stop drinking when ever she wants is alcoholism 101. I have yet to meet an alcoholic that cant "stop when ever they want." The sad thing is that if she goes in with that attitude, its a waste of money and means she isnt ready to face her own demons. Really kinda sad


hopefully all these dirt balls will overdose and we won't have to see all this nonsense anymore


What a dumb story. Is the public suppose to know why she's in rehab.


She like Ecstasy while she's taking dick from the back and gobbeling one down her throat!!!!

@ rod

So you know her personally then.oh well, make sure you get tested then!


All she has to do is look at some old pictures or herself in a mirror and she may be able to tell what a mess she is. But I doubt it!


Lindsey is a crash course and never will respect the Law nor does she respect herself. Until she respects herself, she can't be helped. If this was an average citizen (not necessarily black) we would be in jail. She needs a stiff dose of a jail cell and other cell mates. Judges are showing favor to her :supposedly" star status. She is broke, how can she finance a 20K a week facility? Oh forgot Charlie Sheen is willing to pay. Another joke


Amy Winehouse. nuff said


Four letters for Lindsay: L I A R


If rehab is a *JOKE* then PRISON/JAIL is the PENALTY. She is INSULTING all of us, because if this was a BLACK woman, she would be IN already, or along time ago. The justice system, is the JOKE. But, in California, one can get away with MURDER if you have the $$$$ and if you were, PAST TENSE, a heisman trophy winner. One can do anything in this country, and ALWAYS have our AMENDMENTS to protect them. Incidentally when were those amendments written, because they need to be RE-EVALUATED and brought up to date. WHY is L.L. even on the streets?


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Lindsay Dee Lohan

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