As we predicted, Amanda Bynes is IRATE over In Touch Weekly's latest cover story claiming she is being destroyed by fame and acting weirder than ever.
Specifically, Bynes took issue with pictures the magazine ran in an epic Twitter rant, declaring, "I'm suing them! They f--ked with my photos!"
How did they f--k with them, you ask?
"That's not my bed! Those aren't my toes! My toes are pedicured" she said.
"I just did an exclusive interview with in touch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him!"
"They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes."
"I have to sue because that's not my apartment, those aren't my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone's body to ruin my life!"
"I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that's not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look like a different person now that I had surgery!"
"Why did they put an old shot of me on the cover? I don't look like that anymore! I only want photos of my gorgeous new nose on the cover of tabloids and real magazines!"
"The photos in this issue are fake and mocked up! I don't care enough to keep talking about it. Just assume I f***ed the boyfriend of the editor of in touch because they f***ing hate me!
Amanda Bynes then singled one of the editors of the celebrity gossip magazine, Jessica Finn, alleging that she purchased and/or doctored the above pics:
"@JessicaFinnNYC hey ugly."
"This ugly faced woman @JessicaFinnNYC is the one who bought fake photos of me & put that picture that looks nothing like me on the cover!"
Jessica Finn didn't reply, so Bynes turned her attention to Perez Hilton ... apparently because he reported on In Touch's story? Writes Amanda:
"The only thing sadder than your ugly face still writing stories about me is the fact that you think I'd even step foot in a room with that ugly faced black man."
The man in question is Giovanni Arnold, according to the caption. ITW identifies him as a photographer, though their relationship is not known.
Ugly or not, on his own Twitter account, Arnold did write this to her back on April 3, Bynes' birthday: "@AmandaBynes Happy BDay ... Stay Black."
So, that about sums it up.