Who knew break dancing was among Nick Offerman's talents.
Then again, this is the man behind Ron F*%king Swanson.
Should we really be surprised by anything? We think not.
Why, you ask? The Parks and Recreation star, in an interview with Jimmy Fallon, recalled his childhood days working in the soybean fields ... obviously.
Nick needed a way to keep busy whilst killing weeds, so he turned to the art of break dancing ... obviously. No word if he ever ate any of the soybeans.
They're not meat, after all. So you can't assume so.