Lindsay Lohan is not pregnant. Not that we ever really believed she was, but it's good to know for sure, for the sake of the actress and society at large.
The rumor came courtesy of last night's Lindsay Lohan pregnant Tweet, in which the star wrote a simple declaration: "Its official ... pregnant."
Well, it's now official. She was just kidding around.
The 26-year-old star posted on her Twitter April 2:
"April Fools. Where's everyone's sense of humor?"
LL was likely responding to some of the comedic backlash she received, as the Twitterverse largely scoffed at her belated attempt at April Fools humor.
First of all, who posts an April Fools joke at 10:35 p.m. PACIFIC time. Second, pregnancy is not a laughing matter when you're a complete mess at life.
Then again, lateness is a Lohan specialty ... she was an hour tardy to her crucial court hearing, and also missed a flight back to the U.S. from Brazil Monday.
Just be glad her periods have come on time.