Kris Humphries: Turning Myla Sinanaj into Kim Kardashian?

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It's been far too long since we've written about Kris Humphries and Myla Sinanaj.

But Hollywood Life sources say the on-again-off-again-blackmailing-occasionally couple is once again back at it, with an expensive twist:

Sinanaj has new breasts... bankrolled by Humphries!

Kris Humphries is a Tool

“Kris paid for Myla’s boob job because he’s trying to turn her into Kim Kardashian," this friend claims. "No one knows she got a boob job, but she went from a B cup to a D cup.”

See the evidence for yourself in this Myla Sinanaj bikini photo.

NOTE: No, Kris and Kim are somehow still not divorced. You can go back to not caring now.

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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