Chris Rock on Barack Obama: He's White!

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Listen up, white voters of America. Chris Rock is sending you a message.

Are you looking for a Presidential candidate that shares your values, hobbies and... well... skin color? If so, the name on your ballot this Tuesday should be obvious: Barack Obama!

The man was known as Barry for much of his life ("the third whitest name on Earth!"); he bowls; he dances with Ellen; he wears mom jeans.

And, unlike Mitt Romney, his family doesn't have more members in it than a Tyler Perry movie. Watch this hilarious endorsement now:

So, who are you voting for?

 

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WTF IS CHRIS ROCK! NOBODY GIVES A DAMN WHAT THIS PENCIL NECK HAS TO SAY!