Heather Clem: Devastated by Hulk Hogan Sex Tape!

Your big d-ck feels so good in my p-ssy.

Heather Clem may be quoted as expressing this sentiment in the now-infamous Hulk Hogan sex tape making its way around the Internet - but sources say the 38-year is anything but pleased with the release of this video.

“Heather is completely devastated the sex tape has appeared in public and doesn’t want to talk about it,” a friend tells Radar Online. “She thinks it puts her in a bad light – it’s not as if Hulk’s a hunk and it’s a pretty embarrassing moment."

That's a valid point.

Clem is also the ex-wife of Hogan's best friend, DJ Bubba the Love Sponge. She loses some point there, as well.

Then there's the footage itself, during which Hogan halts Clem mid-encounter and checks his cell phone.

When the act is complete, the former WWE champion pats his stomach and tells his partner he had eaten a few minutes earlier and “felt like a pig” while they were having intercourse.

Seriously. We have no idea why Clem is so humiliated.

For all of this, meanwhile, Hogan may pocket millions. Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is giving him a virtual fist pound.