The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake

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The Real Housewives of Miami are back with "Text, Lies, and Your Smile Is Fake." We recap the odd confrontations, commitment issues, and pirate ships in THG's +/- review.

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    Cant figure out why the doctor would marry such a ugly girl!! He looks rich and smart? Isn't that the reason you marry a younger woman so they look fresh and untouched? His wife looks like a pornstar that's stayed in the game to long!! Seems like he could do much better?


    When the “Real Housewives of Miami” premiered, Karent’s mom already commented she didn’t think Rodolfo was faithful, and you should always listen to your mother. I only watched a few minutes of the past episode, as I had to start my shift at DISH. I like the new season it is already drama filled. My Hopper recorded this episode, and I will record the rest of the season. There’s over 2,000 hours of recording space; so there’s no way I will miss any of the “Housewives’” shows this season.


    Really loving the new ladies, esp Lisa and Joanna. I like Ana, but why is she wasting her time texting Rodolpho if she has a boyfriend and he's such a bad actor??? Seems like the boys, esp Romain and Rodolpho are really going to bring the drama this season! I'm just pissed they brought Lea Black back...she is such a waste of space!

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