Lady Gaga is all about manicures.
One of the underrated reasons for this, she writes in her monthly column for V is that they leave you better prepared in case the need for a handjob strikes.
Writes the Gaga: “Having a perfect manicure instantly makes you feel beautiful and clean.” Also, “You’ll be ready for sex, or to put a penis in your hand.”
Hey, you can never be too prepared.
Not sure how many guys ask if their partner has had a manicure lately when a HJ is on the horizon, but good to know, Lady Gaga. Good to know.
Also, Mother Monster feels manicures bolster self-esteem, project an image of success which is good for biz, and help a woman to express herself.
You know, in addition to providing smoother hand relief.