Keeping Up With the Kardashians Recap: Kourtney vs. Water Birth

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While much of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family patriarch and matriarch - namely pesky rumors of Kris Jenner cheating with Todd Waterman - the kids were back in focus Sunday.

Namely Kourtney Kardashian as she prepared to welcome baby #2.

How did she react to witnessing a water birth? And what's the rest of the gang up to? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap:

Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian and Mason

"You beat the s--t out of me in the middle of the night with your arm," Kris tells Bruce. Keeping Up quotes we did not see coming. Plus 20.

Sleep-beatings aside, Kris is doing well and decides to head down to to San Diego to visit her mother, Mary Joe (MJ), with her daughters.

"It's hard for my mom to see her mom getting older," says pregnant Kourtney, "but that doesn't mean you shouldn't make time for them." Plus 10.

A trip to the San Diego Zoo brings back the memories and Kris decides to change her attitude toward her mother and visit more often. Plus 5.

Bruce going to see a specialist to determine why he's been trying to deck his wife in his sleep = producers are running low on ideas. Minus 70.

Just wait until he sees the pic of Kris Jenner drunk and flashing the camera ... dude is gonna wanna throw punches while awake then! Plus 10.

Ever-rare Brandon Jenner sighting! Plus 10.

After a night of monitoring, the results are ... that there's nothing he can do. So he buys a sling. Problem solved, contrived plot closed. Wash.

"I don't want to be thinking about kids coming out of that little secret place that I like to go to when I'm lonely at night ... I want to think of it as my little playground." - Scott on Kourtney Kardashian's vagina. Plus 50.

Minus 30 because we're well aware he sleeps in another room and probably visits that playground about twice a year now that he has two kids.

Hard to blame him, though, for feeling a bit freaked out by all of the birthing methods Kourtney is researching. Overboard much? Minus 10.

Kourtney recruits Khloe to watch a water birth with her, much to Khloe's displeasure ... and ultimately Kourtney's dismay as well. Plus 20.

"I just don't think that a water birth is what I want to do now," Kourtney says. "Even though the experience at home would be amazing, it's your child's life that's involved ... and I just don't think I would take that risk."

To each their own. Plus 10.

EPISODE TOTAL: +35. SEASON TOTAL: -145.

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How pathetic,the whole K klan don't even visit mother,grandmother!!! If it wasnt 4 the poor old lady giving life 2 Kris j.these bitch's would have never existed!!! Wut a F****ed up family!!! I'm sure when Kris j.gets old her daughters will do the same 2 her,$$$$ is wut matters on the Kardashian family, "NOT FAMILY"

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I REALLY LOVE THE KARDASHIANS I THINK THEY HAVE MY STYLE IN CLOTHES AND I LOVE THEIR SHOW I CALL THEM MY OLDER SISTERS BUT ANYWAYS I THINK PEOPLE ARE HATTERS I THINK CERTAIN PEOPLE SHOULD GET OVER THEMSELVES AND STOP ACTING SO RATTCHED IM JUST LETTIN IT BE KNOWN.

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i love KIM i can name them all kourtney khloe kris bruce rob

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This show was hilarious this week between Bruce flailing his arms in his sleep and Kourntey deciding against a water birth after witnessing it first hand. I was also appreciative of the fact that Kris and her daughters went to visit MJ in the hospital. I watched this recording on my Hopper today. I loved being able to start watching the recording in my living room and continue where I left off in my kitchen. I’m glad my Dish coworker suggested this upgrade because it saves me so much time!

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