Lindsay Lohan: Full of Crap as Usual

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Yeah. Lindsay Lohan is not exactly prone to truth-telling.

Her claim that her brakes failed and caused her recent car crash shockingly did not pan out after Porsche itself tested the car after the crash.

The brakes on her rented car passed with flying colors.

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The star blamed the car's brakes, telling friends how she SLAMMED on the brakes when an 18-wheeler allegedly cut her off, but nothing happened.

Obviously concerned, Porsche caught wind of Lindsay's excuse and contacted the rental car company, asking to test what was left of the car.

Porsche ran its tests, finding the brakes were perfectly fine, and showed zero evidence of malfunction or tampering. Just LiLo fabricating her story.

It's unclear why anyone would lie about that, as people crash cars all the time out of simple human error. But that's Lindsay Lohan for you.

Lohan was hospitalized after the wreck, which was unrelated to the recent 911 call that sent paramedics to her hotel ... things blend together.

Reps for the Santa Monica PD, Porsche and LiLo had no comment on the case, which has not resulted in any criminal charges for anyone.

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LOL... I'm reading these comments and it hilarious.
She was drunk and/or drugged and crashed her car - simple as that.
They all do that. They can do almost whatever they want and barely get a slap on the wrist. And LILO is a sad, little stupid girl with low self esteem but huge ego. She can even make a topless scene casue shes to shy :) Poor lilo. Anyone believing and idiot, wasted, wanna-be star that's aint worth squat as a human being (I would even call her human) - please do us all a favour and don't have children.
We don't want that kind of stupid spoiling the gene pool.

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Lindsay can't drive that has been proven time and time again. This accident is no surprise. This girl need a permanent drive with her where ever she goes.

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lindsay is a cool gurl. give her a break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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I'm sure Porsche does not want bad publicity and who knows if they fixed the brakes and just covered it up - who knows... Lindsay crashed into the truck because she was being chased by paparazzi and trying to avoid them, in her haste she ended up crashing into the truck, what probably happened was in the confusion was she THOUGHT she hit the brake but ended up hitting the clutch instead and didn't realize it until it was too late. Are you two related to Lindsay, by any chance?

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@Alicia, lmao! Very true; she needs to keep a chauffeur on her payroll, forever.

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lindsay crashed into the truck because she's a dumbass who can't drive worth a shit. period.

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This girl's life is one, continuous car wreck. Mulitiple pile-up...

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@ Richard.....LoL!!!

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Doing what miss lohan does best.

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@Tom. It wasn't cold. It's lindsay Lohan.

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