Octomom Porn Cover: Uncovered!

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You asked for it, and you ... well, okay, no one in their right mind would ask for this, but it's our job to give it to you anyway. So here you go!

It's been what, three days since your last dose of Octomom porn? Too long if you ask us. That's why we're sharing the cover with you today.

Nadya Suleman's first pornographic video, Octomom: Home Alone is available to purchase online. Here's the cover promoting the work of art:

Octomom Home Alone Cover

In the trailer and in promotional Nadya Suleman pictures, she can be seen lying on a leopard-print sheet, wearing short-shorts and a dangerously low-cut top.

One that she pulls down to reveal her breasts, natch.

Given that she's, you know, Home Alone, Octomom proceeds to go to town on herself, attempting to be sexy while surrounded by baby clothes and so on.

Bottom line, no one is buying this, we hope. But feel free to tell us otherwise if you have or just wish Octo would go away already, in the comments:

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I think it's terrible the way people have judged her. First of all her children need to eat ! I think that any Mom who sees her children with out food or money for doctors visits would do anything to help them. She does not have anyOne to help her, so leave her alone.

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I feel so bad for her kids. What will happen when they are in high school and all thir friends may see thiss.... You know how some mentaly unstable people hoard cats? Yeah, this is like that. People who do that are thinking of thier need for more cats, not the needs of the cats. Every time she does get herself on a winning track she jumps it, first she wants a degree, then she wants to be a teacher, now she is a fitness nut. She makes a porn movie, then insists she is celibate. She blows her money when she does get it, then applys for welfare assistance. She refuses outside help when offered, and emotionaly tortures her parents. She is a narcissistic psycopath. Those kids will need help, hope California has a trust fund started for thier mental health care. They may not be able to proove neglect, but these kids are all at high risk for major behavioral problems.

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Class with a capital K.Great, now I'm bulimic.

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I heard she was going to do porn to pay her bills. I think the F'n doctor(s) who implanted this freak with all of those babies should be forced to pay her bills and get her off public assistance. They had to have known that she was nuts and they probably did the operation for some sick publicity - now pay up scumbags!

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I think she used to be kinda pretty. but not now & not b/c of the porn. I don't care if she does porn & this liteweight porn @ best. I don't get why so many ppl are offended by it,either. Having seen interviews w/ her she seemed pretty up-front & honest- not phony. Not saying I agree w/ porn as it's completely misogynistic objectification & gender biased. It's just astounding how many ppl spew hatred & negativity @ her.

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Ewww, I found this link octomom.za.vu

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Glo asked, "How in the world did she get her bod back after having so many kids?" Well, let's see now: rhinoplasty, cheek implants, lip implants or Juvaderm, Botox, mink eyelashes, Brazilian blowouts, breast augmentation, butt lift, tummy tuck, complete mommy makeover, liposuction, vaginoplasty, and labiaplasty. I hope I'm not leaving anything out. All this on a woman who swears she never, ever had any plastic surgery. *Cough* Now that the world has seen her au naturale, the visible scars prove most of the above. Before and after pics prove the rest. She basically blew through what should have been the tups' college funds on her narcisstic self. And, she wonders why she is not warmly embraced by the American public. Hmmmmm. The previous statements are just my opinion based on research of the procedures listed above.

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Someone hold my hair why I take Strayzes barf bag. Ick!!!!

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How in the world did she get her bod back after having so many kids.
Surgery or not??? She does not look too bad really. Take away her face and put the bod on a good looking babe and it will be nice.
Anyone know if she had surgery as it is suspicious that she could end up with this bod without it.

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Actually this sowfest is a boon for people who aren't too thrilled about the existence of porn in general. And probably quite a few people using porn feel pretty ambivalent about doing so anyway, or it wouldn't be considered something people keep hidden away in a stash, right?
Toxomom is so unanimously repulsive that it has set back the whole notion of porn going mainstream by a really big margin.
And it helps that this is one glitter-eyed crazy and profoundly homely sleazy skank.
There is a big difference between doing the dirty for the usual quick roll in the gutter and finding yourself doing something nauseatingly bizarre in a sewer.
I have a feeling she makes most guys feel like they are perverts just for looking at her mangled stuff. The baby clothes in the background sure don't help. Wicked really blew it for getting behind this wilter of a cesspool.

Nadya Suleman Biography

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Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman