Piranha 3DD Trailer: Wet, Wild, Absurd

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The first trailer for Piranha 3DD has been released and boy, it lives up to expectations. Which were extremely low, but still! Remember what we're talking about.

When you name a film Piranha 3DD, you are talking about 3-D boobs. In the title. And that means, well, you're going for the lowest common denominator.

The Piranha sequel stars Danielle Panabaker, Matt Bush, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd, David Hasselhoff (sporting a familiar red outfit) and John Gulager.

This time, the action moves from the sea to a water park as the sharp-toothed fish just go to down on unsuspecting civilians. Scantily-clad ones, of course.

Feast your eyes on the awesome terribleness below.