What do you get when you combine a bored, former A-list socialite with insightful tales of cell phone indiscretion and below-average techno beats?
A song and music video that must be heard/seen to be believed.
We present you with Paris Hilton's "Drunk Text" video - a cringe-worthy attempt to reenter the world of music/rap/spoken word ... who the heck knows, honestly.
The "song" (term used loosely) is a collaboration between Paris Hilton and production duo Manufactured Superstars. It leaked yesterday, and is not a joke apparently.
Watch Hilton wax poetic on the finer points of drunk texting and weigh in below:
What do you think of Paris' "Drunk Text"?