Paris Hilton Gets "Drunk Text" On: Listen, ROFL Now!

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What do you get when you combine a bored, former A-list socialite with insightful tales of cell phone indiscretion and below-average techno beats?

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    O.o wut the hell

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    Paris is only good as a whore,nothing more!

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    wtf did i just listen to... i think my ears are bleeding

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    Are you fu*cking kidding me? She's talking not even singing. She has zero talent, unless you count being a who*e!!!

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    LMFAO is this a joke?!

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    HAHA! Seriously?!?!




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