Here we go again.
After a hiatus of at least a few hours, the tabloid rumor mill is alive again with rumors of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's wedding!! Fake spoiler alert: It's SO on this summer!
After seven years and six kids (going on eight, according to OK!, which has thrown in a fake pregnancy for good measure), Brad and Angelina Jolie will finally tie the knot.
"Sources" say the world's most glamorous couple will become husband (her third) and wife (his second) in a small, stylish ceremony at their 16th-century French chateau.
According to an alleged Brangelina inside source:
"Brad and Angie have kept this quiet, and they're talking about how and when to announce it. They really get a kick out of teasing people with this whole thing."
Funny, that's pretty much true of OK! as well.
Together since 2005, the couple has famously vowed to resist matrimony until same-sex marriage is legal in the whole U.S. But have they softened that stance?
Bogus tabloid covers aside, they have indicated that it may happen ... eventually. "We'd actually like to get married," Pitt revealed in a recent interview.
"We made a declaration that we weren't going to 'til everyone can. But I don't think we'll be able to hold out. It means so much to my kids, and they ask a lot."
Bottom line: It will happen. Just not at any chateau this summer.